Rick Todd: Well, what's the rush? I never met a lady cartoonist before. Abigail 'Abby' Parker: [Sarcastically] All lady cartoonists are extremely grateful. - Dorothy Malone in Artists and Models (1955)

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Mrs. Muldoon: Remember, any more noise and you're going to be using the curb for a pillow. - Sara Berner in Artists and Models (1955)

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Eugene Fullstack: No, I'm not cute. They wanted to have me drowned when I was born, but the SPCA stopped them. - Jerry Lewis in Artists and Models (1955)

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Eugene Fullstack: They wanted to have me drowned when I was born, but the SPCA stopped them. - Jerry Lewis in Artists and Models (1955)

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Eugene Fullstack: Those lovely lips, those red inviting, lucious lips - like two strips of liver gleaming in the moonlight! - Jerry Lewis in Artists and Models (1955)

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Mr. Murdock: Sixty-two pages of drawings and no blood? Not even an itsy-bitsy nosebleed? But suffering catfish, do you call this a Murdock Book for Kiddies with no stranglings, with no decapitations? Where are they? - Eddie Mayehoff in Artists and Models (1955)

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Mr. Murdock: You see that little window back there, boy? Eugene Fullstack: Yes, sir. Mr. Murdock: Open it a little, then jump. - Eddie Mayehoff in Artists and Models (1955)

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Abigail 'Abby' Parker: Well, that was uncalled for. Rick Todd: I could've sworn I heard you call. - Dean Martin in Artists and Models (1955)

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Abigail 'Abby' Parker: You told him to kiss me? Rick Todd: Lady, if I'd known he was going to kiss you, I wouldn't have sent a boy to do a man's job. Abigail 'Abby' Parker: [slap] That's for the man. You can tell him the job's filled. - Dorothy Malone in Artists and Models (1955)

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