Quotes from How to Steal a Million (1966)

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Peter O'Toole
Simon Dermott: GO!
[pauses]
Simon Dermott: And meet me at the museum at five-thirty sharp. And don't ask me why or I'll hit you with a bucket!
- Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million (1966)

Audrey Hepburn
Simon Dermott: I know about their so called tests.
Nicole Bonnet: Papa, they aren't so called they are!

Peter O'Toole
Simon Dermott: I tossed a coin on the way over. *You* lost.
- Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million (1966)

Peter O'Toole
Simon Dermott: I want you to take a long look at the trees, the blue sky, and the river, all of which I personally loathe, which is why a juicy stretch in a French prison doesn't bother me at all.
- Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million (1966)

Peter O'Toole
Simon Dermott: It's National Crime Prevention Week. Take a burglar to dinner.
- Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million (1966)

Peter O'Toole
Simon Dermott: Look, it's early, why don't I show you the real Paris?
Nicole Bonnet: That's very kind of you, but I live here; I was born in Paris.
Simon Dermott: Oh, that's right, I forgot. Well why don't you show me the real Paris.
- Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million (1966)

Peter O'Toole
Simon Dermott: Okay. You're the boss. Just do as I tell you.
- Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million (1966)

Audrey Hepburn
Simon Dermott: That thing isn't loaded is it?
Nicole Bonnet: Course it is.
[cocks the gun]
Nicole Bonnet: Are you armed?

Audrey Hepburn
Simon Dermott: There's the bathroom, take off your clothes.
Nicole Bonnet: Are we planning the same sort of crime?

Audrey Hepburn
Simon Dermott: Where precisely were you in the early part of the sixteenth century?
Nicole Bonnet: I don't know but that's not how I was dressed.

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