Nicole Bonnet: [having just driven Simon home] Now how do I get home? Simon Dermott: You see, you never can tell when you might need a friend. - Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million (1966)

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Nicole Bonnet: [seeing Simon eye the Venus] You wouldn't dare! Simon Dermott: Fear not. I'm off duty. - Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million (1966)

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Nicole Bonnet: [staring to change into her disguise] Turn around. Simon Dermott: What for? [realizing what she means] Simon Dermott: They go on over the clothes! - Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million (1966)

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Nicole Bonnet: [stuck in the closet with Simon] I didn't think there'd be this much togetherness. Simon Dermott: Well, it's the height of the tourist season. Everything was book up. It was the best I could do. Nicole Bonnet: [Simon has opened the door] Marvelous! Simon Dermott: No applause, please. - Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million (1966)

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Nicole Bonnet: [to Davis Leland] I'm sorry you fell in love with the Venus, but she's not for sale! But believe me if she were mine she'd be on your doorstep in the morning! - Audrey Hepburn (as Nicole) in How to Steal a Million (1966)

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Nicole Bonnet: All right, where to? Simon Dermott: The Ritz. Nicole Bonnet: The what? Simon Dermott: The Hotel Ritz. It's in the Place Vendôme. Nicole Bonnet: I know where it is. You're a very chic burglar. Simon Dermott: [nodding his head in a agreement] Mmmhmmm. - Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million (1966)

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Nicole Bonnet: Don't be such a baby, it's only a flesh wound! Simon Dermott: Happens to be my flesh. - Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million (1966)

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Nicole Bonnet: For a burglar you're not very brave, are you? Simon Dermott: I'm a society burglar. I don't expect people to rush about shooting me! - Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million (1966)

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Nicole Bonnet: I can't drive a stolen car! Simon Dermott: Same principle, four gears forward, one reverse. - Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million (1966)

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Nicole Bonnet: I didn't want to keep you waiting, so I got engaged to him. Is it alright? Am I on time? Simon Dermott: Perfectly. In fact, we have ten more minutes, so if you want to go back and marry him? - Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million (1966)

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