Quotes from How to Steal a Million (1966)

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Peter O'Toole
Nicole Bonnet: I feel like I'm going to faint!
Simon Dermott: Don't, there's no room.
- Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million (1966)

Hugh Griffith
Nicole Bonnet: I keep telling you, Papa, when you sell a fake masterpiece, that is a crime!
Charles Bonnet: But I don't sell them to poor people, only to millionaires.
- Hugh Griffith (as Charles Bonnet) in How to Steal a Million (1966)

Audrey Hepburn
Nicole Bonnet: I would like to remind you, Mr. Dermott; ours is a business relationship.

Audrey Hepburn
Nicole Bonnet: Indian wrestling at a time like this?

Peter O'Toole
Nicole Bonnet: Is this how you normally work, by the mile?
Simon Dermott: I'm thinking. Look at my forehead: all wrinkled!
- Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million (1966)

Audrey Hepburn
Nicole Bonnet: Oh dear havens. I'll call you a taxi! And pay for it is that alright!
Simon Dermott: That's fine. However, if the police find my car parked outside your house. It could mean questions. I'm wanted you know.
Nicole Bonnet: Alright, I'll drive you home, is that alright?

Hugh Griffith
Nicole Bonnet: Papa, I caught a burglar!
Charles Bonnet: Of course you did!
- Hugh Griffith (as Charles Bonnet) in How to Steal a Million (1966)

Audrey Hepburn
Nicole Bonnet: You really are the smuggest and most hateful man.

Peter O'Toole
Nicole Bonnet: Your arm is much better.
Simon Dermott: Oh no no, it hurts, it hurts.
Nicole Bonnet: It's the other arm.
Simon Dermott: The infection is spreading.
- Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million (1966)

Hugh Griffith
Insurance Clerk: By the way sir, would you like to be present at the technical examination?
Nicole Bonnet, Charles Bonnet: Tech-technical examination?
- Hugh Griffith (as Charles Bonnet) in How to Steal a Million (1966)

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