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Simon Dermott:
Why don't you wait till you get it home and steal it then? No muss, no fuss, just a nice clean inside job? I'd be happy to offer my services.
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Peter O'Toole
(as Simon Dermott)
in
How to Steal a Million
(1966)
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Simon Dermott:
Why must it be this particular work of art?
Nicole Bonnet: You don't think I'd steal something that didn't belong to me, do you? Simon Dermott: Excuse me, I spoke without thinking.
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Peter O'Toole
(as Simon Dermott)
in
How to Steal a Million
(1966)
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Simon Dermott:
Yours is a capricious nature. Do you always blow hot and cold like this?
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Peter O'Toole
(as Simon Dermott)
in
How to Steal a Million
(1966)
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Charles Bonnet:
[describing Nicole's grandmother who posed for the Venus] Naturally that was before she started eating those enormous lunches.
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Hugh Griffith
(as Charles Bonnet)
in
How to Steal a Million
(1966)
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Charles Bonnet:
Don't you know that in his lifetime Van Gogh only sold one painting? While I, in loving memory of his tragic genius, have already sold two.
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Hugh Griffith
(as Charles Bonnet)
in
How to Steal a Million
(1966)
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Charles Bonnet:
I doubt very much if Van Gogh himself would have gone through so much trouble.
Nicole Bonnet: He didn't have to. He was Van Gogh!
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Audrey Hepburn
(as Nicole)
in
How to Steal a Million
(1966)
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Charles Bonnet:
My dirt!
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Hugh Griffith
(as Charles Bonnet)
in
How to Steal a Million
(1966)
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Charles Bonnet:
This tall, good-looking ruffian with blue eyes, he didn't, er, molest you in any way, did he?
[Nicole is staring off dreamily] Charles Bonnet: Well, did he? Nicole Bonnet: Not much.
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Audrey Hepburn
(as Nicole)
in
How to Steal a Million
(1966)
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[Evaluating Nicole's cleaning-woman costume]
Simon Dermott: Yes, that's fine. That does it. Nicole Bonnet: Does what? Simon Dermott: Well, for one thing, it gives Givenchy a night off.
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Peter O'Toole
(as Simon Dermott)
in
How to Steal a Million
(1966)
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[Nicole describes the burglar to her Papa]
Nicole Bonnet: Well, it was pitch dark and there he was. Tall, blue eyes, slim, quite good-looking... in a brutal, mean way, Papa. A terrible man!
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Audrey Hepburn
(as Nicole)
in
How to Steal a Million
(1966)
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