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Ahme:
[to camera] I am not what I seem.
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Eleanor Bron
(as Ahme)
in
Help!
(1965)
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Ahme:
[to Ringo, holding a syringe] This will make your finger shrink. Be brave.
John: Don't look. Ahme: [into the camera] Alas, if he were brave, this would not be necessary.
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Eleanor Bron
(as Ahme)
in
Help!
(1965)
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Eleanor Bron
(as Ahme)
in
Help!
(1965)
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Ahme:
Hold! Release him or I shoot, and I am a dead-eye shot, shooting.
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Eleanor Bron
(as Ahme)
in
Help!
(1965)
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Algernon:
[about Professor Foot] It's more than my job's worth to stop him when he's like this. He's out to rule the world... if he can get a government grant.
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Roy Kinnear
(as Algernon)
in
Help!
(1965)
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Algernon:
[fumbling with wires and plugs] I'm better with animals than plugs and transistors... they trust me!... I should've gone into vivisection.
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Roy Kinnear
(as Algernon)
in
Help!
(1965)
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Clang:
[offering a bagful of gold] Psst! Hey, Be-a-tle! You shall have fun, yes?
John: No thanks, I'm rhythm guitar and mouth organ.
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John Lennon
(as John)
in
Help!
(1965)
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Clang:
Take this hastily scribbled note, hastily to acting Lance Corporal Bhuta. Off!
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Leo McKern
(as Clang)
in
Help!
(1965)
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Cameo:
Boys, are you buzzing?
John: No thanks, I've got the car! Cameo: No no no. I'll have to play it back. You'll have to do it again! [He plays the recording back so they can hear the buzzing sound] John: Is that you? Paul: No. George: Well don't look at me. [Ringo and his drums crash through the sawn-through floor to the room below] John: That was you buzzing! You naughty boy!
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John Lennon
(as John)
in
Help!
(1965)
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[after a failed attempt to steal Ringo's ring]
Ringo: Hey! You've been messing about with me in my kip! John: Eh? Ringo: No, I mean, you know, with a fishing rod. John: I wouldn't touch it with a plastic one. What are you doing on the floor? Ringo: I'm tired.
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Ringo Starr
(as Ringo)
in
Help!
(1965)
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