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Quotes from Help! (1965)

55 quotes
Ringo Starr
Ringo: [Ringo approaches the bar and asks for] Two lagers and lime and two lagers and lime
- Ringo Starr (as Ringo) in Help! (1965)

Ringo Starr
Ringo: [to Clang after he has taken off the ring and put it on Clang] Get sacrificed! I don't subscribe to your religion!
- Ringo Starr (as Ringo) in Help! (1965)

Ringo Starr
Ringo: I like operations. They give you a sense of outlook, don't they?
- Ringo Starr (as Ringo) in Help! (1965)

Ringo Starr
Ringo: The Fire Brigade once got my head out of some railings.
John: Did you want them to?
Ringo: No, I used to leave it there when I wasn't using it for school. You can see a lot of the world from railings.
- Ringo Starr (as Ringo) in Help! (1965)

John Lennon
Ringo: There's more here than meets the eye!
George: Ho ho.
John: Ho.
George: Ho ho.
John: Ho.
George: Ho ho ho
John: Ho ho!
George: Ho ho.
John: Huh ho.
- John Lennon (as John) in Help! (1965)

Ringo Starr
Ringo: They have to paint me red before they chop me. It's a different religion from ours. I think.
- Ringo Starr (as Ringo) in Help! (1965)

John Lennon
Ringo: What was it that first attracted you to me?
John: Well, you're very polite, aren't you?
- John Lennon (as John) in Help! (1965)

George Harrison
George: [realizing the curling stone is actually a bomb] Hey, it's a thingie! A fiendish thingie!
- George Harrison (as George) in Help! (1965)

Paul McCartney
George: [referring to a drill coming through a painting] What's that?
Austrian Waiter: What's what?
George: That little whirly thing coming out of his stomach.
Austrian Waiter: I can't look!
[a hose comes through the whole the drill made]
John: It's only a hose.
[the waiter faints as the Beatles investigate the hose]
Paul: [listens into the hose then hands it to John] It's for you.
John: Who is it?
Paul: The gardener.
- Paul McCartney (as Paul) in Help! (1965)

John Lennon
George: [referring to Ringo's finger] Hey, there might be some insurance.
John: I wouldn't think of such a thing!
[whispering]
John: Find out, eh?
- John Lennon (as John) in Help! (1965)