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Paul:
My skin's soaked right through to the skin!
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Paul McCartney
(as Paul)
in
Help!
(1965)
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John:
[finding a season ticket in his soup] What's this?
Ringo: A season ticket. What do you think it is? John: Oh. I like a lot of seasoning in me soup.
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John Lennon
(as John)
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Help!
(1965)
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John:
[George has just passed out from seeing the size of Ahme's hypodermic needle] Now see what you've done with your filthy Eastern ways!
Ahme: No! It is Clang, the high priest, who is filthy in his Eastern ways. John: How do we know you're not just as filthy, and sent by him to nick the ring by being filthy when you've lulled us with your filthy Eastern ways? Paul: What filthy ways are these?
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Paul McCartney
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in
Help!
(1965)
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John:
[referring to Ringo after he and his drums have crashed through the sawn-through floor to the room below] It was you buzzing! You naughty boy!
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John Lennon
(as John)
in
Help!
(1965)
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John:
[to Ringo whose arm is trapped inside a mail box] What are you doing?
Ringo: Posting a letter.
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Ringo Starr
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in
Help!
(1965)
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John:
Get me the Home Office. He's wrecking my home!
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John Lennon
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in
Help!
(1965)
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John:
How do you feel?
[puts light bulb to Ringo's mouth like a microphone] Ringo: I used to use my hands. John: [speaks into "microphone" in funny voice] He used to use his hands.
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John Lennon
(as John)
in
Help!
(1965)
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John:
Oh, why don't you chop it off, Ringo?
Ringo: Look John, I've had some great times with this finger. [to Paul] Ringo: And how do you know I wouldn't miss it? Paul: You're a rat underneath, aren't you?
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Paul McCartney
(as Paul)
in
Help!
(1965)
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John:
Stop dragging things down to your own level, it's immature son.
Ringo: I thought, Well I... I thought she was a sandwich, 'til she went spare on me hand.
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Ringo Starr
(as Ringo)
in
Help!
(1965)
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John:
There's somebody been in this soup.
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John Lennon
(as John)
in
Help!
(1965)
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