Quotes from Help! (1965)

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Ringo Starr
George: Hey, you're all red again.
Ringo: I know, I'm beginning to like it!
- Ringo Starr (as Ringo) in Help! (1965)

Paul McCartney
George: How's your equilibrium ring?
Ringo: How's yours? You lied again, George.
George: How'd you know it's not you that's lied.
Ringo: Cause I never am. Am I, Paul?
Paul: Yeah, you are.
- Paul McCartney (as Paul) in Help! (1965)

George Harrison
George: I'm always getting winked at these days. It used to be you didn't it Paul?
- George Harrison (as George) in Help! (1965)

Roy Kinnear
George: What's your electric bill like?
Algernon: Sort of a long counterfoil!
- Roy Kinnear (as Algernon) in Help! (1965)

Peter Copley
Jeweller: We have all sorts of little problems like this, sir. Some of them matrimonial!
- Peter Copley (as Jeweller) in Help! (1965)

John Lennon
Bhuta: [in the Indian restaurant, referring to Ringo] Excuse me, sirs, but if he is to be sacrificed before the dread Kaili, why is he not painted red?
John: That's a question I'll never be able to pluck up the courage to ask... but as he's me best friend I will.
- John Lennon (as John) in Help! (1965)

George Harrison
Superintendent: Allow me. I'm a bit of a famous mimic in my own small way, you know... James Cagney...
[imitating Ringo on the phone]
Superintendent: Hello, there, this is the famous Ringo here, gear fab. What is it that I can do for you, as it were, gear fab?
George: Not a bit like Cagney.
- George Harrison (as George) in Help! (1965)

Ringo Starr
Superintendent: Oh come on now lads, don't be windy, where's that famous pluck?
John: I haven't got any, have you George?
George: Did have.
Paul: I have had.
Ringo: I will have! Lead on!
- Ringo Starr (as Ringo) in Help! (1965)

John Lennon
Superintendent: So this is the famous ring?
Ringo: I'm in fear of me life, you know!
Superintendent: And these are the famous Beatles?
John: So this is the famous Scotland Yard, eh?
Superintendent: And how long do you think you'll last?
John: Can't say fairer than that. The Great Train Robbery, eh? How's that going?
- John Lennon (as John) in Help! (1965)

George Harrison
Paul: [voice distorted] It is one of those rela... tela... camenzas!
George: Bad machine!
- George Harrison (as George) in Help! (1965)

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