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Ringo Starr
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Help!
(1965)
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George:
How's your equilibrium ring?
Ringo: How's yours? You lied again, George. George: How'd you know it's not you that's lied. Ringo: Cause I never am. Am I, Paul? Paul: Yeah, you are.
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Paul McCartney
(as Paul)
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Help!
(1965)
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George:
I'm always getting winked at these days. It used to be you didn't it Paul?
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George Harrison
(as George)
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Help!
(1965)
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Roy Kinnear
(as Algernon)
in
Help!
(1965)
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Jeweller:
We have all sorts of little problems like this, sir. Some of them matrimonial!
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Peter Copley
(as Jeweller)
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Help!
(1965)
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Bhuta:
[in the Indian restaurant, referring to Ringo] Excuse me, sirs, but if he is to be sacrificed before the dread Kaili, why is he not painted red?
John: That's a question I'll never be able to pluck up the courage to ask... but as he's me best friend I will.
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John Lennon
(as John)
in
Help!
(1965)
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Superintendent:
Allow me. I'm a bit of a famous mimic in my own small way, you know... James Cagney...
[imitating Ringo on the phone] Superintendent: Hello, there, this is the famous Ringo here, gear fab. What is it that I can do for you, as it were, gear fab? George: Not a bit like Cagney.
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George Harrison
(as George)
in
Help!
(1965)
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Superintendent:
Oh come on now lads, don't be windy, where's that famous pluck?
John: I haven't got any, have you George? George: Did have. Paul: I have had. Ringo: I will have! Lead on!
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Ringo Starr
(as Ringo)
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Help!
(1965)
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Superintendent:
So this is the famous ring?
Ringo: I'm in fear of me life, you know! Superintendent: And these are the famous Beatles? John: So this is the famous Scotland Yard, eh? Superintendent: And how long do you think you'll last? John: Can't say fairer than that. The Great Train Robbery, eh? How's that going?
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John Lennon
(as John)
in
Help!
(1965)
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George Harrison
(as George)
in
Help!
(1965)
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