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[At Scotland Yard]
John: Hold on, it's them! Only me and Paul know we're here. George: I know we're here.
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George Harrison
(as George)
in
Help!
(1965)
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[Hypnotism attempt over the phone from a public phone box]
Clang: Go to the window . John: Hey! It's them! [the Beatles block their ears] Clang: Go to the window, Go to the window, Go to the window, Go to the window.
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Leo McKern
(as Clang)
in
Help!
(1965)
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[In disguise at the airport. Newspapers have discovered their destination]
Ringo: Okay, who let it out? John: Nobody'll know! Paul: We're not going there. John: We just put it 'round we're going there. Paul: We're not going there! John: We just put it 'round we're going there! George: Just so everybody'd think we were going there. Ringo: I'd like to go there. John: You wouldn't like it. Ringo: Where are we going, then? John: Never you mind.
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John Lennon
(as John)
in
Help!
(1965)
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[John and Paul are trying to get Ringo to cut his finger off]
Paul: You don't miss your tonsils, do yer?
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Paul McCartney
(as Paul)
in
Help!
(1965)
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[Offering gold to Paul]
Clang: Hey, Be-a-tle! How about this, eh? Shufty... gold! All of it pure gold in easy-to-handle denominational nuggets. Not marked, not a mark on 'em, eh? Paul: No, I hate them. Ahme: No! Paul: I... I do! I mean, they make your fingers go green. Ahme: It is not the Beatle with the ring, he. Paul: Aren't I? Ahme: No... unfortunately!
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Eleanor Bron
(as Ahme)
in
Help!
(1965)
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[Paul returns to normal after hiding in the ashtray on the floor]
Paul: Yech, I'm all sticky. [sees Ringo covered in paint] Paul: You're all red!
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Paul McCartney
(as Paul)
in
Help!
(1965)
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[Paul tracking foot prints]
Paul: Easterner with greasy feet speak with fork tongue. John: Does he? What's he say? Paul: Passing this way, hot foot, many moons to temple. George: Don't encourage him. You've got the part Paul! John: Dare we ask how you know? Ringo: How? Paul: How! I saw these footprints and this guide book which points out places of local worship. John: To the temple!
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John Lennon
(as John)
in
Help!
(1965)
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[Ringo is trapped in a cellar with a tiger]
Superintendent: Good lord, it's Rajah, the famous Bengal man-eater who escaped from London Zoo this morning. John: Good Lord! So it famous is! Superintendent: Oh, don't worry, he's absolutely harmless. All you have to do is sing Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" from the famous Ninth Symphony in D minor. John: Of course! Why didn't you think of that you twit!
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John Lennon
(as John)
in
Help!
(1965)
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[Ringo's hand is trapped in the sandwich dispenser]
Ringo: Hey someone's got hold of me finger! John: Are you trying to attract attention again?
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John Lennon
(as John)
in
Help!
(1965)
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[to an Indian man standing on his head]
John: Doesn't the blood rush to your head Sir? [In the restaurant kitchen] George: Doesn't the eastern flavor come rather expensive? [Paul to belly dancer] Paul: Doesn't the blood rush to your stomach?
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Paul McCartney
(as Paul)
in
Help!
(1965)
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