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Year: 1932

Director:
James Cruze*H. Bruce Humberstone*Ernst Lubitsch*Norman Z. McLeod*Stephen Roberts*William A. Seiter*Norman Taurog*Lothar Mendes

If I Had A Million

Agnes: I'd like nothing better than to knock your ears down into your neck.
Rollo La Rue: I suppose you forget the day I busted you in the nose in Cincinnatah!

-- W.C. Fields (as Rollo La Rue) in If I Had A Million (1932)

Year: 1940

Director:
Edward F. Cline

My Little Chickadee

Milton: Big chief gottum new squaw?
Cuthbert J. Twillie: "New" is right. She hasn't been unwrapped yet.

-- W.C. Fields in My Little Chickadee (1940)

Year: 1940

Director:
Edward F. Cline

The Bank Dick

Og Oggilby: Oh... I knew this would happen! I was a perfect idiot to ever listen to you!
Egbert Sousé: You listen to me, Og! There's nothing in this world that is perfect.

-- W.C. Fields (as Egbert Sousè) in The Bank Dick (1940)

Year: 1940

Director:
Edward F. Cline

The Bank Dick

Elsie Mae Adele Brunch Sousé: What's the matter, Pop? Don't you love me?
Egbert Sousé: [raising his hand in anger] Certainly I love you!
Agatha Sousé: Don't you dare strike that child!
Egbert Sousé: She's not gonna tell ME I don't love her.

-- W.C. Fields (as Egbert Sousè) in The Bank Dick (1940)

Year: 1934

Director:
Norman Z. McLeod

It's a Gift

Everett: I told him I wouldn't do it if I was him.
Harold: You told him you wouldn't do it if you was him. Get him outta here!

-- W.C. Fields (as Harold Bissonette) in It's a Gift (1934)

Year: 1941

Director:
Edward F. Cline

Never Give a Sucker an Even Break

Receptionist: Some day you'll drown in a vat of whiskey!
The Great Man: Drown in a vat of whiskey. Death, where is thy sting?

-- W.C. Fields in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break (1941)

Year: 1940

Director:
Edward F. Cline

My Little Chickadee

Barfly drinking straight whiskey: Squawk Mulligan tells me you buried your wife several years ago.
Cuthbert J. Twillie: Ah, yes. I had to. She died.

-- W.C. Fields in My Little Chickadee (1940)

Year: 1940

Director:
Edward F. Cline

My Little Chickadee

Cousin Zeb: Uh, is this a game of chance?
Cuthbert J. Twillie: Not the way *I* play it, no.

-- W.C. Fields in My Little Chickadee (1940)

Year: 1934

Director:
William Beaudine

The Old Fashioned Way

Sheriff Walter Jones: When is Cleo gonna act in this show?
The Great McGonigle: Oh, yes, yes, yes. She'll probably go on right after the epilogue.

-- W.C. Fields (as The Great McGonigle / Squire Cribbs in 'The Drunkard') in The Old Fashioned Way (1934)

Year: 1935

Director:
Clyde Bruckman*W.C. Fields

Man on the Flying Trapeze

Hope Wolfinger: He stole that ticket out of your pocket. I despise him, Dad. The lazy, good-for-nothing, fat, overfed monkey!
Ambrose Wolfinger: He, uh, he isn't too fat.

-- W.C. Fields in Man on the Flying Trapeze (1935)

Film Quotes by W.C. Fields