Film Quotes by Stan Laurel
45 quotes
Year: 1933
Director:
William A. Seiter
Director:
William A. Seiter
Stan:
If you don't be careful, she's going to get the upper hand of you.
--
Stan Laurel
(as Stan)
in
Sons of the Desert
(1933)
Year: 1938
Director:
John G. Blystone
Director:
John G. Blystone
Stan:
If you want me to go, I'll stay as long as you like.
--
Stan Laurel
(as Stan)
in
Block-Heads
(1938)
Year: 1936
Director:
Harry Lachman
Director:
Harry Lachman
--
Stan Laurel
(as Stan / Alf Laurel)
in
Our Relations
(1936)
Year: 1931
Director:
James Parrott
Director:
James Parrott
Stanley:
[they are wearing blackface] Oliver, er, Sambo!
--
Stan Laurel
in
Pardon Us
(1931)
Year: 1933
Director:
Hal Roach*Charley Rogers
Director:
Hal Roach*Charley Rogers
Stanlio:
[after being robbed of all his savings] Oh, well, come easy, go easy - that's my motto.
--
Stan Laurel
in
The Devil's Brother
(1933)
Year: 1933
Director:
Hal Roach*Charley Rogers
Director:
Hal Roach*Charley Rogers
Stanlio:
I don't want to be walking around with my throat cut.
--
Stan Laurel
in
The Devil's Brother
(1933)
Year: 1931
Director:
James Parrott
Director:
James Parrott
Oliver:
[at the prison dentist] Who ever heard of a dentist hurting you these days? Why, you won't even feel it.
Stanley: You won't feel it, but how about me? How about those other fellows?
Oliver: Ha ha ha ha, they were only laughing.
[sits down in dentist chair beside Stan]
Oliver: You know, there are times when you try my patience. There's nothing do it. It's all in your mind. Now just sit back and... Relax. Why they could pull every tooth in my head and I wouldn't even feel it.
[the dentist accidentally sets to work on Ollie's teeth; Ollie yelps in pain]
Oliver: Why didn't you tell him?
Stanley: I thought you were laughing.
Stanley: You won't feel it, but how about me? How about those other fellows?
Oliver: Ha ha ha ha, they were only laughing.
[sits down in dentist chair beside Stan]
Oliver: You know, there are times when you try my patience. There's nothing do it. It's all in your mind. Now just sit back and... Relax. Why they could pull every tooth in my head and I wouldn't even feel it.
[the dentist accidentally sets to work on Ollie's teeth; Ollie yelps in pain]
Oliver: Why didn't you tell him?
Stanley: I thought you were laughing.
--
Stan Laurel
in
Pardon Us
(1931)
Year: 1931
Director:
James Parrott
Director:
James Parrott
Oliver:
[Stan and Ollie are wearing blackface] They'll never recognize us in a 100 years. For once in your life you've hit up on a good idea.
Stanley: A practical idea.
Oliver: What about the tooth? The buzzer.
Stanley: Oh, I fixed that too. I vulcanized it.
Oliver: You what?
Stanley: I vulcanized it. I put some chewing gum in there and it don't buzz any more.
Oliver: You're actually using your brain. That's what comes from associating with me.
Stanley: What do you mean associa-
Oliver: Tut tut tut tut.
Stanley: Tut tut tut tut?
Stanley: A practical idea.
Oliver: What about the tooth? The buzzer.
Stanley: Oh, I fixed that too. I vulcanized it.
Oliver: You what?
Stanley: I vulcanized it. I put some chewing gum in there and it don't buzz any more.
Oliver: You're actually using your brain. That's what comes from associating with me.
Stanley: What do you mean associa-
Oliver: Tut tut tut tut.
Stanley: Tut tut tut tut?
--
Stan Laurel
in
Pardon Us
(1931)
Year: 1944
Director:
Sam Taylor
Director:
Sam Taylor
--
Stan Laurel
in
Nothing But Trouble
(1944)
Year: 1938
Director:
John G. Blystone*Hal Roach
Director:
John G. Blystone*Hal Roach
Oliver:
I thought you told me I had her in the palm of my hand.
Stan: Well you did, but you didn't play your cards right.
Stan: Well you did, but you didn't play your cards right.
--
Stan Laurel
in
Swiss Miss
(1938)