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Film Quotes by Stan Laurel

45 quotes
Bonnie Scotland
Year: 1935

Director:
James W. Horne
Bonnie Scotland
Mrs. Bickerdike: Where is Mr. Hardy? I haven't seen him in the past three weeks.
Stanley MacLaurel: Oh, he's awful sick.
Mrs. Bickerdike: Is that a fact?
Stanley MacLaurel: Hoot, ma'am. You know the day he fell in the water he got an awful cold, and it turned into pneumatics.
Mrs. Bickerdike: Is he very sick?
Stanley MacLaurel: You're darn hootin' he's sick! You know the only thing he can keep on his stomach is a hot water bottle.
Mrs. Bickerdike: My, my, what a predicament!
Stanley MacLaurel: Yeah! I think he's got that too.
-- Stan Laurel in Bonnie Scotland (1935)
Block-Heads
Year: 1938

Director:
John G. Blystone
Block-Heads
[repeated line]
Stan: There's going to be a fight.
-- Stan Laurel (as Stan) in Block-Heads (1938)
The Music Box
Year: 1932

Director:
James Parrott
The Music Box
Stan: Don't you think you're bounding over your step?
-- Stan Laurel (as Stan) in The Music Box (1932)
The Music Box
Year: 1932

Director:
James Parrott
The Music Box
Stan: Say listen, don't you think you're bounding over your step?
Policeman: What do you mean bounding over my step?
Ollie: Why, he means overstepping your bounds.
Policeman: Oh.
[hits Stan on head with his baton]
Policeman: Now let that be a lesson to you!
[pokes him in the stomach]
Stan: Ooh!
-- Stan Laurel (as Stan) in The Music Box (1932)
Sons of the Desert
Year: 1933

Director:
William A. Seiter
Sons of the Desert
Oliver: Do you have to ask your wife everything?
Stan: Well if I didn't ask her, I wouldn't know what she wanted me to do.
-- Stan Laurel in Sons of the Desert (1933)