Quotes By Person – Page 4 – classicmoviehub

Year: 1945

Director:
S. Sylvan Simon

Abbott and Costello in Hollywood

Abercrombie: A face like mine is hard to forget.
Buzz Kurtis: How do you know?
Abercrombie: I've been tryin' for years!

-- Lou Costello (as Abercrombie) in Abbott and Costello in Hollywood (1945)

Year: 1945

Director:
S. Sylvan Simon

Abbott and Costello in Hollywood

Abercrombie: I gotta break the date.
Ruthie: What date?
Abercrombie: Don't you remember? June 22nd?
Ruthie: June 22nd? I don't remwember anything about a date.
Abercrombie: Oh, yes. Don't you remember? I said I was gonna take you to the Palladium a long time ago, and you said, 'See me next year.' Well, tonight the year is up.

-- Lou Costello (as Abercrombie) in Abbott and Costello in Hollywood (1945)

Year: 1944

Director:
Jean Yarbrough*Erle C. Kenton

In Society

Albert Mansfield: Lady, he ain't dead, he's hiding!

-- Lou Costello (as Albert Mansfield) in In Society (1944)

Year: 1946

Director:
William A. Seiter

Little Giant

Benny Miller: Do you mind if I have a piece of candy while I wait on you?
Hazel Temple Morrison: Aren't you worried you're going to wear your teeth down to the bones?
Benny Miller: What?
Hazel Temple Morrison: You ate three packages of cracker jacks, two bags of peanuts, one of those red gooey apples on a stick, and three chocolate malked milkshakes.
Benny Miller: And don't forget the banana split, with a lot of fruit on it!

-- Lou Costello (as Benny Miller) in Little Giant (1946)

Year: 1947

Director:
Charles Barton

The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap

Chester Wooley: Marriage is a three ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and suffering.

-- Lou Costello (as Chester Wooley) in The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap (1947)

Year: 1947

Director:
Charles Barton

The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap

Chester Wooley: That wild goose chase of yours is going to lay an egg.

-- Lou Costello (as Chester Wooley) in The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap (1947)

Year: 1940

Director:
A. Edward Sutherland

One Night in the Tropics

Costello: He's gonna make a wonderful husband.
Abbott: You don't even know what a husband is.
Costello: A husband is what's left of a sweetheart after the nerve has been killed.

-- Lou Costello (as Costello) in One Night in the Tropics (1940)

Year: 1949

Director:
Charles Barton

Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff

Freddie Phillips: [upon escaping a steambox] I saw a hand turn around the corner, and he put on a lot of steam, all the steam he could put on, f-full force... I think somebody's trying to kill me.

-- Lou Costello (as Freddie Phillips) in Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff (1949)

Year: 1949

Director:
Charles Barton

Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff

Freddie Phillips: Ain't I a lucky stiff? Lucky stiff? I should've never left Paterson.

-- Lou Costello (as Freddie Phillips) in Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff (1949)

Year: 1949

Director:
Charles Barton

Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff

Freddie Phillips: I have a confession to make.
Angela Gordon: You did it?
Freddie Phillips: No, I mean that stuff
[champagne]
Freddie Phillips: I don't drink that stuff, that's like drinking poison.
Angela Gordon: Oh come on...
Freddie Phillips: Oh stop it, the bubbles' is tickling my nose.
Angela Gordon: For little Angela...
Freddie Phillips: I wouldn't drink it for big Angela.

-- Lou Costello (as Freddie Phillips) in Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff (1949)

Film Quotes by Lou Costello