Chester Wooley: Marriage is a three ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and suffering.

- Lou Costello (as Chester Wooley) in The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap (1947)

Chester Wooley: That wild goose chase of yours is going to lay an egg.

- Lou Costello (as Chester Wooley) in The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap (1947)

Chester Wooley: We stop the stage, the bandits are waiting for the stage, and then you show up instead of the stage.
Duke Egan: That's pretty well-staged.

- Bud Abbott (as Duke Egan) in The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap (1947)