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Year: 1949

Director:
Charles Barton

Africa Screams

Buzz Johnson: I can't understand why you have this terrible fear of animals in you. What is it?
Stanley Livington: When I was a little baby I was scared by my piggy bank.
Buzz Johnson: That's nonsense.
[walks away]
Stanley Livington: [Grabs Buzz] You wanna hear something worse?
Buzz Johnson: What?
Stanley Livington: I was 15 years old before I ate my first animal cracker.

-- Lou Costello (as Stanley Livington) in Africa Screams (1949)

Year: 1945

Director:
S. Sylvan Simon

Abbott and Costello in Hollywood

Buzz Kurtis: Every time you open your mouth, what happens?
Abercrombie: I eat.

-- Lou Costello (as Abercrombie) in Abbott and Costello in Hollywood (1945)

Year: 1945

Director:
S. Sylvan Simon

Abbott and Costello in Hollywood

Buzz Kurtis: Now, listen. This is even better than you getting socked. You're dead!
Abercrombie: If I'm dead, then... then why am I so hungry?

-- Lou Costello (as Abercrombie) in Abbott and Costello in Hollywood (1945)

Year: 1945

Director:
S. Sylvan Simon

Abbott and Costello in Hollywood

Buzz Kurtis: You can't sleep?
Abercrombie: No.
Buzz Kurtis: I've got just the thing for you. Don't go away.
[He leaves the room]
Buzz Kurtis: [returning with a phonograph record] Well, pal, here it is.
Abercrombie: What do you got there?
Buzz Kurtis: [reading the label] 'Go To Sleep with Dr. Caswell Snide.'
Abercrombie: Oh, no! I wanna sleep alone!

-- Lou Costello (as Abercrombie) in Abbott and Costello in Hollywood (1945)

Year: 1949

Director:
Charles Barton

Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff

Casey Edwards: [seeing one of Freddie's booby traps] That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen.
Freddie Phillips: Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something, if the murderer comes in here alone, somebody else is gonna carry him out.

-- Lou Costello (as Freddie Phillips) in Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff (1949)

Year: 1949

Director:
Charles Barton

Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff

Casey Edwards: Freddie, where did you that gun?
Freddie Phillips: I don't know.
Casey Edwards: Freddie, for the last time! Where did you get that gun?
Freddie Phillips: I don't know.
Casey Edwards: Where did you get that gun?
Freddie Phillips: Hey, that's not fair. You said "for the last time". I answered it.

-- Lou Costello (as Freddie Phillips) in Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff (1949)

Year: 1942

Director:
Erle C. Kenton

Who Done It?

Chick Larkin: [talking about Juliet Collins] So she has a couple of buck teeth.
Mervin Q. Milgrim: I don't care how much they cost.

-- Lou Costello (as Mervin Q. Milgrim / Voice of Himself on Radio) in Who Done It? (1942)

Year: 1948

Director:
Charles Barton

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

Chick Young: [the phone rings] Answer that phone.
[a lady rings the bell for service]
Chick Young: Answer the bell.
[the phone rings again]
Chick Young: Answer the phone!
Wilbur Grey: Which one do you want me to answer first?
Chick Young: Both of them!
Wilbur Grey: [mocks him] Both of them! Both of them!

-- Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)

Year: 1948

Director:
Charles Barton

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

Chick Young: Get up on your feet. It's only a dummy
Wilbur: Dummy nothin'. It was smart enough to scare me.

-- Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)

Year: 1948

Director:
Charles Barton

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

Chick Young: I don't get it. Out of all the guys around here that classy dish has to pick out a guy like you.
Wilbur Grey: What's wrong with that?
Chick Young: Go look at yourself in the mirror sometime.
Wilbur Grey: Why should I hurt my own feelings?

-- Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)

Film Quotes by Lou Costello