Film Quotes by Lou Costello
108 quotes
Year: 1952
Director:
Jean Yarbrough
Director:
Jean Yarbrough
Jack:
[to Receptionist] I like girls like you, eyes of blue and five feet two.
--
Lou Costello
(as Jack / Jack Strong)
in
Jack and the Beanstalk
(1952)
Year: 1952
Director:
Jean Yarbrough
Director:
Jean Yarbrough
Jack:
Mother, look, the beanstalk!
--
Lou Costello
(as Jack / Jack Strong)
in
Jack and the Beanstalk
(1952)
Year: 1948
Director:
Charles Barton
Director:
Charles Barton
Joe Bascom:
Couldn't Jones make it?
Harry Lambert: Oh, sure, but he'd still be a smith.
Joe Bascom: How can a Jones be a Smith?
Harry Lambert: Oh, sure, but he'd still be a smith.
Joe Bascom: How can a Jones be a Smith?
--
Lou Costello
(as Joe Bascom / Humphrey Fish)
in
Mexican Hayride
(1948)
Year: 1951
Director:
Charles Lamont
Director:
Charles Lamont
Lou Francis:
If that's not Tommy Nelson it's Frankenstein. FRANKENSTEIN!
--
Lou Costello
(as Lou Francis)
in
Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man
(1951)
Year: 1942
Director:
Erle C. Kenton
Director:
Erle C. Kenton
Mervin Q. Milgrim:
[Mervin and Chick and performing their radio play for Juliet, Mervin's holding a gun on Chick] Bang! Ow! Bang! Ow! Bang! Ow!
Juliet Collins: Wait a minute, if you're shooting at him
[Chick]
Juliet Collins: , then why are you yelling?
Mervin Q. Milgrim: I'm holding the gun backwards!
Juliet Collins: Wait a minute, if you're shooting at him
[Chick]
Juliet Collins: , then why are you yelling?
Mervin Q. Milgrim: I'm holding the gun backwards!
--
Lou Costello
(as Mervin Q. Milgrim / Voice of Himself on Radio)
in
Who Done It?
(1942)
Year: 1942
Director:
Erle C. Kenton
Director:
Erle C. Kenton
Mervin Q. Milgrim:
[nauseous] I gotta go back upstairs and get something...
Chick Larkin: What have you gotta get?
Mervin Q. Milgrim: My stomach...
Chick Larkin: What have you gotta get?
Mervin Q. Milgrim: My stomach...
--
Lou Costello
(as Mervin Q. Milgrim / Voice of Himself on Radio)
in
Who Done It?
(1942)
Year: 1942
Director:
Erle C. Kenton
Director:
Erle C. Kenton
Mervin Q. Milgrim:
I've seen better heads on malted milks.
--
Lou Costello
(as Mervin Q. Milgrim / Voice of Himself on Radio)
in
Who Done It?
(1942)
Year: 1945
Director:
Jean Yarbrough
Director:
Jean Yarbrough
Oliver Quackenbush:
I really don't like dancing because it's nothing but hugging set to music.
Woman in Trailer: What don't you like about it?
Oliver Quackenbush: The music.
Woman in Trailer: What don't you like about it?
Oliver Quackenbush: The music.
--
Lou Costello
(as Oliver Quackenbush)
in
Here Come The Co-Eds
(1945)
Year: 1953
Director:
Charles Lamont
Director:
Charles Lamont
Orville:
What kind of hot rod was that?
--
Lou Costello
(as Orville)
in
Abbott and Costello Go to Mars
(1953)
Year: 1949
Director:
Charles Barton
Director:
Charles Barton
Stanley Livington:
[while in Africa] So if I draw the map I can go home?
Buzz Johnson: What do you want to go home for?
Stanley Livington: I forgot something.
Buzz Johnson: What did you forget?
Stanley Livington: I forgot to stay there.
Buzz Johnson: What do you want to go home for?
Stanley Livington: I forgot something.
Buzz Johnson: What did you forget?
Stanley Livington: I forgot to stay there.
--
Lou Costello
(as Stanley Livington)
in
Africa Screams
(1949)