Jack: [about the Princess] We gotta save her. Mr. Dinkelpuss: You're right. Jack: There's the castle. Let's go. Mr. Dinkelpuss: Come on. What am I doing? Go ahead. - Bud Abbott (as Mr. Dinkel / Mr. Dinkelpuss) in Jack and the Beanstalk (1952)

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Jack: [singing] I fear nothing when I am in the right / Whoever pushes me around will find me full of fight. - Lou Costello (as Jack / Jack Strong) in Jack and the Beanstalk (1952)

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Jack: [to Receptionist] I like girls like you, eyes of blue and five feet two. - Lou Costello (as Jack / Jack Strong) in Jack and the Beanstalk (1952)

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Jack: Mother, look, the beanstalk! - Lou Costello (as Jack / Jack Strong) in Jack and the Beanstalk (1952)

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The Giant: You numbskull! I can't eat, you ruined my appetite. Jack: Oh Mr Giant, you should eat something. The Giant: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jack: No, no, The Giant: Oh yeah. Jack: Oh no, no. Mr. Dinkelpuss! Mr. Dinkelpuss! - Lou Costello (as Jack / Jack Strong) in Jack and the Beanstalk (1952)

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Chorus: [singing] Jack and the beanstalk we'll always remember when / He chased up the stalk and killed a giant in his den. Mr. Dinkelpuss: I managed this boy. - Bud Abbott (as Mr. Dinkel / Mr. Dinkelpuss) in Jack and the Beanstalk (1952)

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[last lines] Jack Strong: [singing] I fear nothing when I do nothing wrong / And so I toddle on my way and sing a merry song. - Lou Costello (as Jack / Jack Strong) in Jack and the Beanstalk (1952)

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[repeated line] Jack: Mr. Dinkelpuss! - Lou Costello (as Jack / Jack Strong) in Jack and the Beanstalk (1952)

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[repeated line] The Giant: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum I smell the blood of an Englishman. Be he alive or be he dead, I'll grind his bones to make my bread. - William Farnum (as The King) in Jack and the Beanstalk (1952)

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