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Film Quotes by Mel Blanc

507 quotes
Deduce, You Say
Year: 1956

Director:
Chuck Jones
Dorlock Holmes: Lady Asthabula, the last time we met was at Ascot, was it not? Ascot not.
[as he kisses her hand, he takes her finger prints]
Dorlock Holmes: Oh, you're still a fine figure of a woman.
[Examines fingerprints]
Dorlock Holmes: Egad! These look like a woman's fingerprints. Could it be possible that the Shropshire Slasher is really a...
Woman: Oh, Alfie, this cove's annoying me.
Alfie: [At the dart board] Oh, is he, now?
Dorlock Holmes: Oho! Alfie, is it? Where was you on the night of the...
[Is pelted with darts]
Dorlock Holmes: Well, he has eliminated him as a suspect.
Deduce, You Say
Year: 1956

Director:
Chuck Jones
Dorlock Holmes: Watkins, in a moment there'll be a knock at the door heralding the start of the case of the Shropshire Slasher. Answer it. My pants are caught in a nail.
Deduce, You Say
Year: 1956

Director:
Chuck Jones
Dorlock Holmes: You may be big, but I'm small.
Pickled Pink
Year: 1965

Director:
Friz Freleng*Hawley Pratt
Drunk: [after hearing his enraged wife refer to Pinky as "your caterpillar friend"] CAHTHERPILLAR? You dthithdn'th thell me you whurruh CAHTHERPILLAR! I hate CAHTHERPILLARS! They're all FTHUHZZY! Yuckth!
Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs
Year: 1943

Director:
Robert Clampett
Dwarfs: [examining the unconscious So White] She's out of this world!, she's stiff as wood!, she's got it bad and that ain't good!
'Dopey' Dwarf: There's only one thing that'll remedy this and that's Prince Chawmin and his dynamite kiss!
The Unmentionables
Year: 1963

Director:
Friz Freleng
Elegant Mess: [Rocky and Mugsy have fallen into the machine and Elegant Mess is at the controls] By the way I use this machine, you would think that I knew something about it!
Walky Talky Hawky
Year: 1946

Director:
Robert McKimson
Foghorn Leghorn: [after Barnyard Dog plays a prank on him] Every day it's the same thing!
Little Boy Boo
Year: 1954

Director:
Robert McKimson
Foghorn Leghorn: [after Junior finds him far from the box he hid in] But boy. Over there! I know, I know. Figures don't lie. But... one side boy!
Foghorn Leghorn: [goes to check the box he hid in] Nah, I better not look. I just might be in there.
A Broken Leghorn
Year: 1959

Director:
Robert McKimson
Foghorn Leghorn: As senior rooster 'round here, it's my duty-and my pleasure-to instruct junior roosters in the ancient art of roostery! Uh, any of this getting through that little blue bonnet of yours?
Miss Prissy, Hens: Yes!
Foghorn Leghorn: Well woman, blink your eyes or something! Sheesh!
Foghorn Leghorn: Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency.