Porky Watkins: Er, tell me, Holmes - at what school did you learn to be a detective? Dorlock Holmes: Elementary, my dear Watkins, elementary. - Mel Blanc in Deduce, You Say (1956)

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Porky Watkins: N-now look, old boy. H-How's about returning to prison? There's a good chap. Shropshire Slasher: Yes, sir. I want to do what's right, I do. - June Foray in Deduce, You Say (1956)

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Porky Watkins: Name? Speak up, old boy. Shropshire Slasher: Shropshire Slasher. Porky Watkins: Occupation? Shropshire Slasher: Shropshire Slasher. - June Foray in Deduce, You Say (1956)

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Dorlock Holmes: I may be down, but the jig is up. - Mel Blanc in Deduce, You Say (1956)

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Dorlock Holmes: Lady Asthabula, the last time we met was at Ascot, was it not? Ascot not. [as he kisses her hand, he takes her finger prints] Dorlock Holmes: Oh, you're still a fine figure of a woman. [Examines fingerprints] Dorlock Holmes: Egad! These look like a woman's fingerprints. Could it be possible that the Shropshire Slasher is really a... Woman: Oh, Alfie, this cove's annoying me. Alfie: [At the dart board] Oh, is he, now? Dorlock Holmes: Oho! Alfie, is it? Where was you on the night of the... [Is pelted with darts] Dorlock Holmes: Well, he has eliminated him as a suspect. - Mel Blanc in Deduce, You Say (1956)

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Dorlock Holmes: Watkins, in a moment there'll be a knock at the door heralding the start of the case of the Shropshire Slasher. Answer it. My pants are caught in a nail. - Mel Blanc in Deduce, You Say (1956)

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Dorlock Holmes: You may be big, but I'm small. - Mel Blanc in Deduce, You Say (1956)

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Shropshire Slasher's Mother: Care to buy some pretty pretties for your doxie, Gov'nor? Dorlock Holmes: That does it! I'm gonna haul you in. Hawking dandelions without a license. Shropshire Slasher: Mother! Dorlock Holmes: Mother? Mother? Really? [Shropshire Slasher beats up Holmes] - Mel Blanc in Deduce, You Say (1956)

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Shropshire Slasher: I told the nice gen'lman I'd give meself up now, mother. Shropshire Slasher's Mother: You always was a good boy, Slasher. - June Foray in Deduce, You Say (1956)

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[as Watkins opens the door, the telegram boy falls] Dorlock Holmes: Don't touch that body! A clear case of Karrer poisoning of one of Her Majesty's cold cream guards. Telegram Boy: [Gets up] Telegram. You'd best have that step fixed, Gov'nor! Dorlock Holmes: Just for that, you receive no gratuity. - Mel Blanc in Deduce, You Say (1956)

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