Film Quotes by Mel Blanc
507 quotes
Daffy Duck:
Sportsman? Listen, sport! You don't know the meaning of fair play! What chance has a poor helpless fluffy little winged creature like me against you?
[taking away each item from Elmer as he mentions it]
Daffy Duck: You, with your bullets, and your shotgun, and your knife, and your duck call, and your hunting coat, and your hunting dog, and all kinds of stuff like that there! What protection have I got? A bulletproof vest, I suppose!
[parts his feathers to reveal just that]
Daffy Duck: Heh-heh. How did that get there?
[taking away each item from Elmer as he mentions it]
Daffy Duck: You, with your bullets, and your shotgun, and your knife, and your duck call, and your hunting coat, and your hunting dog, and all kinds of stuff like that there! What protection have I got? A bulletproof vest, I suppose!
[parts his feathers to reveal just that]
Daffy Duck: Heh-heh. How did that get there?
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Mel Blanc
in
To Duck or Not To Duck
(1943)
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Mel Blanc
in
Ain't That Ducky
(1945)
Daffy Duck:
Swing music. Jazz. Phooey! Ah, bublichas, how difference in my native willage. Soft music, wiolins, the happy peoples sitting on their balalaikas, playing their samovars. And then, there was Cucaracha. Ah, Cucaracha: so round, so firm, so fully packed, and so easy on the draw. They would sink to me a little gypsy love song, like this. Listen. CUCARA-CHA! Cucaracha, cucaracha - hoo hoo hoo hoo! Cucaracha, cucaracha - hoohoohoohoo!
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Mel Blanc
in
Book Revue
(1946)
Daffy Duck:
Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.
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Mel Blanc
in
Duck Amuck
(1953)
Daffy Duck:
The next question is: What was Cleopatra's aunt's maiden name?
Porky Pig: Which one? Her maternal aunt, or her paternal?
Daffy Duck: Here, watch your language, bud. We're on the air.
Porky Pig: Which one? Her maternal aunt, or her paternal?
Daffy Duck: Here, watch your language, bud. We're on the air.
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Mel Blanc
in
The Ducksters
(1950)
Daffy Duck:
There's going to be a sneak preview, and the sneaks ain't gonna like it.
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Mel Blanc
in
Drip-Along Daffy
(1951)
Daffy Duck:
This program is brought to you by the Eagle Hands Laundry. Does your eagle have dirty mitts?
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Mel Blanc
in
The Ducksters
(1950)
Daffy Duck:
To Elmer, disguised as a female duck: "You need someone who appreciates the finer things in life... Speaking of which, I have some lovely etchings up in my apartment." Looks around cautiously. "Wait right here, I'll bring'em down."
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Mel Blanc
in
What Makes Daffy Duck?
(1948)
Daffy Duck:
Very sloppy, Roscoe. You're a slovenly housekeeper.
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Mel Blanc
in
Conrad the Sailor
(1942)
Daffy Duck:
We've all got a mission in life; we get into different ruts. Some are the cogs on the wheels; others are just plain nuts.
[singing]
Daffy Duck: I'm just wild about Harry, and Harry's wild about me.
[speaking]
Daffy Duck: Science is some folks' calling; others pilot a ship. My mission in life, stated simply, is: a mustache on every lip!
[singing]
Daffy Duck: I'm just wild about Harry, and Harry's wild about me.
[speaking]
Daffy Duck: Science is some folks' calling; others pilot a ship. My mission in life, stated simply, is: a mustache on every lip!
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Mel Blanc
in
Daffy Doodles