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Film Quotes by Mel Blanc

507 quotes
Daffy Duck Hunt
Year: 1949

Director:
Robert McKimson
Daffy Duck: Oh ho ho ho, duck hunters is the cwaziest peoples. Ha ha ha.
Daffy Duck: Oh, it's you! You gotta excuse my nerves. You see, it's duck season, and confidentially, I'm a duck.
Daffy Duck: Robbing the mail, eh? You'll swing for this. Wait'll J. Edgar Hoozit hears of this.
Daffy Duck: Rubber Head!
Rubber Head: I'm gonna r-r-r-r-rub you out, see? R-r-r-r-r-r-rub you out!
[Rubber Head erases Daffy with his head]
Daffy Duck: Fantastic! And furthermore, it's unbelieva...
[erased completely]
Daffy Duck: [coming out of door] ... ble.
Daffy Duck: Say, it looks like a piggy bank crime wave. Why don't people keep their piggy banks on a safe place, like I do?
[opens his safe; it's empty]
Daffy Duck: It's gone! My piggy bank's been stolen! Oh, agony! A-go-ny!
Ain't That Ducky
Year: 1945

Director:
Friz Freleng
Daffy Duck: Say, just a minute! There's supposed to be a barrel in here for me to hide in. It says so right here in the script. Someone's been lying down on the job. J.L. shall hear of this.
[a barrel is painted]
Daffy Duck: That's more like it.
The Stupid Cupid
Year: 1944
Daffy Duck: Say, keep your arrows out of other people's businessesses... buster! You shot me last year, and look what happened. Tied down. No more fun. Now look at me. A has-been. A hen-pecked duck. A canvasback Cassanova. And it's your fault, you bare-backed bandit. So beat it, bub. Take a powder. Scram!
Robin Hood Daffy
Year: 1958

Director:
Chuck Jones
Daffy Duck: See yon rich, unwary traveler? I'll rob him of his gold, and give it to some poor, unworthy slob. That'll prove that I'm Robin Hood. Hm? Prithee, hm?
Daffy Duck: Shmodzilla is just like any unemployed actor, except that when he pounds the pavement, it registers a ten on the Ritcher scale.
Draftee Daffy
Year: 1945

Director:
Robert Clampett
Daffy Duck: So long, Dracula! Hoo-hoo, hoo! You dope!