Film Quotes by Lionel Jeffries
11 quotes
Year: 1968
Director:
Ken Hughes
Director:
Ken Hughes
Caractacus Pott:
Do you think Coggins might do a deal, so much a week?
Grandpa: Coggins? That lives down the road? Sure. He wouldn't light your pipe if his house was on fire.
Grandpa: Coggins? That lives down the road? Sure. He wouldn't light your pipe if his house was on fire.
--
Lionel Jeffries
(as Grandpa Potts)
in
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
(1968)
Year: 1964
Captain Rhumstone:
[testily] One thing I can't stand is being disturbed when I'm curling my beard!
--
Lionel Jeffries
in
Murder Ahoy!
(1964)
Year: 1965
Director:
Richard Thorpe
Director:
Richard Thorpe
Cark:
I could tell you where to go and you wouldn't need a map.
--
Lionel Jeffries
in
The Truth About Spring
(1965)
Year: 1965
Director:
Richard Thorpe
Director:
Richard Thorpe
Cark:
Tyler, I could tell you where to go and you would not need no map to get there.
--
Lionel Jeffries
in
The Truth About Spring
(1965)
Year: 1968
Director:
Ken Hughes
Director:
Ken Hughes
Grandpa:
[reading a book out loud] And the big brown bear came lolloping over the mountain. 'No, no!' the princess cried.
--
Lionel Jeffries
(as Grandpa Potts)
in
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
(1968)
Year: 1968
Director:
Ken Hughes
Director:
Ken Hughes
Grandpa:
Coggins? He's so mean he wouldn't light your pipe if his house was on fire.
--
Lionel Jeffries
(as Grandpa Potts)
in
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
(1968)
Year: 1968
Director:
Ken Hughes
Director:
Ken Hughes
Grandpa:
Nasty smelly things, motorcars!
--
Lionel Jeffries
(as Grandpa Potts)
in
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
(1968)
Year: 1964
Director:
Nathan Juran
Director:
Nathan Juran
Joseph Cavor:
Geese, I adore. Chickens, I detest! I've a good mind to make you fly home! All of you! AAHHH! I HATE CHICKENS!
--
Lionel Jeffries
in
First Men in the Moon
(1964)
Year: 1964
Director:
Nathan Juran
Director:
Nathan Juran
Joseph Cavor:
Gibbs! Gibbs!
--
Lionel Jeffries
in
First Men in the Moon
(1964)
Year: 1964
Director:
Nathan Juran
Director:
Nathan Juran
The Grand Lunar:
You say men cling to different tongues and beliefs. Is there no one ruler?
Joseph Cavor: No. No, every century some despot tries, but up to now no one's succeeded. People like Hannibal, Julius Caesar, Napoleon...
The Grand Lunar: Does this not lead to confusion?
Joseph Cavor: Yes, it does. And worse. Starvation... hostility... even war.
The Grand Lunar: Tell me of war.
Joseph Cavor: Tell you of war? Oh my goodness... Well... it usually starts with a whacking great explosion.
Joseph Cavor: No. No, every century some despot tries, but up to now no one's succeeded. People like Hannibal, Julius Caesar, Napoleon...
The Grand Lunar: Does this not lead to confusion?
Joseph Cavor: Yes, it does. And worse. Starvation... hostility... even war.
The Grand Lunar: Tell me of war.
Joseph Cavor: Tell you of war? Oh my goodness... Well... it usually starts with a whacking great explosion.
--
Lionel Jeffries
in
First Men in the Moon
(1964)