Caractacus Pott: Do you think Coggins might do a deal, so much a week?
Grandpa: Coggins? That lives down the road? Sure. He wouldn't light your pipe if his house was on fire.

- Lionel Jeffries (as Grandpa Potts) in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

Caractacus Pott: Truly! I'm sorry about the children. I hope they didn't embarrass you.
Truly Scrumptious: In what way?
Caractacus Pott: Why, that silly joke about us getting married. Well, you know how kids are.
Truly Scrumptious: Yes, I understand.
Caractacus Pott: Wel, I don't think they realize how ridiculous that would be.
Truly Scrumptious: Ridiculous?
Caractacus Pott: Well, yes. Well, the factory, and your father and all. It's a different world, Truly.
Truly Scrumptious: You know, if I said something like that, you'd call me a snob.
Caractacus Pott: What? I didn't mean sn...
Truly Scrumptious: Goodbye!

- Sally Ann Howes (as Truly Scrumptious) in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

Caractacus Pott: You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious.

- Dick Van Dyke (as Caractacus Potts) in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

Truly Scrumptious: [after Potts kisses her] Well, Mr. Potts!
Caractacus Pott: What's wrong?
Truly Scrumptious: Now you'll have to marry me!
[they laugh as they head for the car]

- Sally Ann Howes (as Truly Scrumptious) in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

Truly Scrumptious: [referring to helping the children] It's a beautiful dream Caractacus but, I don't see how it's gonna help them.
[Truly looks at the children around them and Caractacus stands up]
Caractacus Pott: [confident] You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna get up into that castle!
Toymaker: [incredulous] It is impossible!
Caractacus Pott: [confident] Well we'll see.
[Caractacus runs up to a large water channel and looks at the children watching]
Caractacus Pott: [loud and clear] Now everyone listen to me! You wanna get out of here, don't you?
[the children cheer and Caractacus moves behind the water channel]
Caractacus Pott: [loud and clear] Tomorrow is Baron Bomburst's Birthday, yes?
[the children boo with their thumbs down]
Caractacus Pott: [proud and confident] Well we're gonna give him a Birthday party he'll never forget!
[the children cheer and gather around as Caractacus makes the plan]

- Dick Van Dyke (as Caractacus Potts) in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

Truly Scrumptious: I've never been...
Caractacus Pott: Spoken to like that? Well, maybe it's about time!

- Dick Van Dyke (as Caractacus Potts) in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

Truly Scrumptious: Is that all you do Mr. Potts, invent things?

- Sally Ann Howes (as Truly Scrumptious) in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

Truly Scrumptious: Wh-what are you going to do?
Caractacus Pott: I'm going to carry you.
Truly Scrumptious: Oh dear. Must you?
Caractacus Pott: Well, unless you'd rather ride piggyback.

- Dick Van Dyke (as Caractacus Potts) in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

Grandpa: [reading a book out loud] And the big brown bear came lolloping over the mountain. 'No, no!' the princess cried.

- Lionel Jeffries (as Grandpa Potts) in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

Grandpa: Coggins? He's so mean he wouldn't light your pipe if his house was on fire.

- Lionel Jeffries (as Grandpa Potts) in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)