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Film Quotes by Groucho Marx

204 quotes
The Cocoanuts
Year: 1929

Director:
Robert Florey*Joseph Santley
The Cocoanuts
Hammer: I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.
-- Groucho Marx in The Cocoanuts (1929)
The Cocoanuts
Year: 1929

Director:
Robert Florey*Joseph Santley
The Cocoanuts
Hammer: Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement.
-- Groucho Marx in The Cocoanuts (1929)
The Cocoanuts
Year: 1929

Director:
Robert Florey*Joseph Santley
The Cocoanuts
Hammer: Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket.
-- Groucho Marx in The Cocoanuts (1929)
The Cocoanuts
Year: 1929

Director:
Robert Florey*Joseph Santley
The Cocoanuts
Hammer: Wages? Do you want to be wage slaves? Answer me that!
Bellhops: No.
Hammer: No, of course not. But what makes wage slaves? Wages!
-- Groucho Marx in The Cocoanuts (1929)
The Cocoanuts
Year: 1929

Director:
Robert Florey*Joseph Santley
The Cocoanuts
Hammer: Well, my mother and father talked it over and they finally moved to New York, a little house in the Bronx. And it was in that little house that Abraham Lincoln was born, much to my father's surprise. And that, boys and girls, was the beginning of the Lincoln Highway.
-- Groucho Marx in The Cocoanuts (1929)
The Cocoanuts
Year: 1929

Director:
Robert Florey*Joseph Santley
The Cocoanuts
Hammer: Why, it's the most exclusive residential district in Florida. *Nobody* lives there.
-- Groucho Marx in The Cocoanuts (1929)
The Cocoanuts
Year: 1929

Director:
Robert Florey*Joseph Santley
The Cocoanuts
Hammer: You can have any kind of a home you want. You can even get stucco. Oh, how you can get stucco.
-- Groucho Marx in The Cocoanuts (1929)
Copacabana
Year: 1947

Director:
Alfred E. Green
Copacabana
Lionel Q. Deveraux: [handing Carmen's mink stole to a hat-check girl] Take good care of this, and at ten o'clock give it a saucer of milk.
-- Groucho Marx in Copacabana (1947)
Copacabana
Year: 1947

Director:
Alfred E. Green
Copacabana
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Listen, babe.
Specialty: Yes?
Lionel Q. Deveraux: How'd you like to see your name in lights?
Specialty: Why, are you an electrician?
Lionel Q. Deveraux: No, but I've got some good connections.
-- Groucho Marx in Copacabana (1947)
Copacabana
Year: 1947

Director:
Alfred E. Green
Copacabana
Lionel Q. Deveraux: This is an outrage! You'll hear from my lawyer! As soon as he gets a telephone!
-- Groucho Marx in Copacabana (1947)