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Film Quotes by Groucho Marx

204 quotes
Skidoo
Year: 1968

Director:
Otto Preminger
Skidoo
God: Why don't I go out, you ask? There are nine guys on my crew. You know what the odds are on one of them trying to bump me off?
Darlene Banks: Yeah, nine to one.
God: And you think those are good odds, ay?
-- Groucho Marx (as God) in Skidoo (1968)
Room Service
Year: 1938

Director:
William A. Seiter
Room Service
Gordon Miller: [Seeing Harpo, taking his coat off, with no shirt under] I see he comes prepared.
Harry Binelli: No, he doesn't believe in shirts!
Gordon Miller: Ah, he's an atheist!
-- Groucho Marx (as Gordon Miller) in Room Service (1938)
Room Service
Year: 1938

Director:
William A. Seiter
Room Service
Gordon Miller: Shhh. Money.
-- Groucho Marx (as Gordon Miller) in Room Service (1938)
The Cocoanuts
Year: 1929

Director:
Robert Florey*Joseph Santley
The Cocoanuts
Hammer: [on phone] You want to know where you can get a hold of Mrs. Potter? I don't know, she's awfully ticklish.
-- Groucho Marx in The Cocoanuts (1929)
The Cocoanuts
Year: 1929

Director:
Robert Florey*Joseph Santley
The Cocoanuts
Hammer: [to Margaret Dumont] An empty bungalow just for you and me, where we could bill and cow - no, we could bull and cow...
-- Groucho Marx in The Cocoanuts (1929)
The Cocoanuts
Year: 1929

Director:
Robert Florey*Joseph Santley
The Cocoanuts
Hammer: All along the river, those are all levees.
Chico: That's the Jewish neighborhood?
Hammer: Well, we'll pass over that.
-- Groucho Marx in The Cocoanuts (1929)
The Cocoanuts
Year: 1929

Director:
Robert Florey*Joseph Santley
The Cocoanuts
Hammer: Believe me, you gotta get up early if you want to get out of bed.
-- Groucho Marx in The Cocoanuts (1929)
The Cocoanuts
Year: 1929

Director:
Robert Florey*Joseph Santley
The Cocoanuts
Hammer: Florida folks, land of perpetual sunshine. Let's get the auction started before we have a tornado.
-- Groucho Marx in The Cocoanuts (1929)
The Cocoanuts
Year: 1929

Director:
Robert Florey*Joseph Santley
The Cocoanuts
Hammer: Get away from that tree before it dies.
-- Groucho Marx in The Cocoanuts (1929)
The Cocoanuts
Year: 1929

Director:
Robert Florey*Joseph Santley
The Cocoanuts
Hammer: I can see it now: you and the moon - wear a necktie so I'll know you.
-- Groucho Marx in The Cocoanuts (1929)