Film Quotes by Groucho Marx
204 quotes
Year: 1937
Director:
Sam Wood
Director:
Sam Wood
Dr. Hackenbush:
Emily, I have a confession to make. I really am a horse doctor. But marry me, and I'll never look at another horse.
--
Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
Year: 1937
Director:
Sam Wood
Director:
Sam Wood
Dr. Hackenbush:
I haven't seen so much mudslinging since the last election!
--
Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
Year: 1937
Director:
Sam Wood
Director:
Sam Wood
Dr. Hackenbush:
If I hold you any closer, I'll be in back of you.
--
Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
Year: 1937
Director:
Sam Wood
Director:
Sam Wood
Dr. Hackenbush:
It's the old, old story. Boy meets girl - Romeo and Juliet - Minneapolis and St. Paul!
--
Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
Year: 1937
Director:
Sam Wood
Director:
Sam Wood
Dr. Hackenbush:
Oh, well, uh, to begin with I took four years at Vassar.
Mrs. Upjohn: Vassar? But that's a girls' college.
Dr. Hackenbush: I found that out the third year. I'd 've been there yet, but I went out for the swimming team.
Mrs. Upjohn: Vassar? But that's a girls' college.
Dr. Hackenbush: I found that out the third year. I'd 've been there yet, but I went out for the swimming team.
--
Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
Year: 1937
Director:
Sam Wood
Director:
Sam Wood
Dr. Hackenbush:
She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
--
Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
Year: 1951
Director:
Irving Cummings
Director:
Irving Cummings
Emile J. Keck:
A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.
--
Groucho Marx
in
Double Dynamite
(1951)
Year: 1968
Director:
Otto Preminger
Director:
Otto Preminger
God:
[smoking marijuana] Mmm, pumpkin!
--
Groucho Marx
(as God)
in
Skidoo
(1968)
Year: 1968
Director:
Otto Preminger
Director:
Otto Preminger
God:
[unbuttons her jacket] Right now, I'd rather be doing what he's doing than what I'm doing.
--
Groucho Marx
(as God)
in
Skidoo
(1968)
Year: 1968
Director:
Otto Preminger
Director:
Otto Preminger
God:
Garbaldo! Garbaldo! What the hell's goin' on up there?
Captain Garbaldo: There's a stiff wind from the east, sir.
God: I don't care where it's comin' from! Stop it!
Captain Garbaldo: There's a stiff wind from the east, sir.
God: I don't care where it's comin' from! Stop it!
--
Groucho Marx
(as God)
in
Skidoo
(1968)