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Max Bialystock:
Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation.
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Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
in
The Producers
(1968)
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Max Bialystock:
Thank you, I knew I could con you.
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Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
in
The Producers
(1968)
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Max Bialystock:
That's exactly why we want to produce this play. To show the world the true Hitler, the Hitler you loved, the Hitler you knew, the Hitler with a song in his heart.
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Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
in
The Producers
(1968)
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Max Bialystock:
That's it, baby, when you've got it, flaunt it, flaunt it!
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Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
in
The Producers
(1968)
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Max Bialystock:
This pin used to hold a pearl the size of your eye. Look at me now, LOOK AT ME NOW! I'm wearing a cardboard belt!
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Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
in
The Producers
(1968)
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Max Bialystock:
Who are you and why are you loitering in my hallway?
Leo Bloom: [is silent] Max Bialystock: Well? Speak dummy! Speak! Leo Bloom: [gapsing] ... can't... scared...
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Gene Wilder
(as Leo Bloom)
in
The Producers
(1968)
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Max Bialystock:
You have exactly ten seconds to change that look of disgusting pity into one of enormous respect!
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Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
in
The Producers
(1968)
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Max Bialystock:
You're an accountant! You're in a noble profession! The word "count" is part of your title!
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Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
in
The Producers
(1968)
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[holding a gun to his head]
Franz Liebkind: Soon, I shall be with mein Führer... and Himmler. I'm coming to join you boys!
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Kenneth Mars
(as Franz Liebkind)
in
The Producers
(1968)
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[Leo Bloom walks in on Bialystock romancing Holdmethouchme]
Leo Bloom: Oh my God! Max Bialystock: You mean "oops," don't you? Just say "oops" and get out! Leo Bloom: Ahahahahahahahaha Max Bialystock: Not "ahahahahahahah!" Oops! Leo Bloom: Oops! [slams the door]
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Gene Wilder
(as Leo Bloom)
in
The Producers
(1968)
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