Roger De Bris: Ah, Bialystock and Bloom, I presume! Heh heh, forgive the pun! Leo Bloom: [to Max] What pun? Max Bialystock: Shut up, he thinks he's witty. - Zero Mostel (as Max Bialystock) in The Producers (1968)

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Ulla: [Sees Max and Leo and takes off dress] We make love? Max Bialystock: No, we don't make love. Go to work. [Ulla starts dancing to music on record player] - Zero Mostel (as Max Bialystock) in The Producers (1968)

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Ulla: Goddag på dig! Leo Bloom: Uh, I beg your pardon? Ulla: Goddag på dig! Leo Bloom: Ah, gut da! Max, have you gone mad? A receptionist who can't speak English? What will people say? Max Bialystock: They'll say, "A wuma wa wa wa wa!" - Zero Mostel (as Max Bialystock) in The Producers (1968)

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Leo Bloom: [after a fight with Max] I'm sorry I called you "Fat, fat, fat". - Gene Wilder (as Leo Bloom) in The Producers (1968)

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Leo Bloom: [reading the title of the play for the first time] "Springtime for Hitler" a gay romp with Adolf and Eva at Berchtesgaden... Wow! - Gene Wilder (as Leo Bloom) in The Producers (1968)

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Leo Bloom: Actors are not animals! They're human beings! Max Bialystock: They are? Have you ever eaten with one? - Zero Mostel (as Max Bialystock) in The Producers (1968)

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Leo Bloom: Hysterical attacks have a way of severely depleting one's blood sugar. Max Bialystock: They certainly do... they certainly do! - Zero Mostel (as Max Bialystock) in The Producers (1968)

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Leo Bloom: I'm a nothing. I spend my life counting other people's money. People I'm smarter than. Better than! I want... I want... [shouts] Leo Bloom: I want everything I've ever seen in the movies! - Gene Wilder (as Leo Bloom) in The Producers (1968)

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Leo Bloom: I'm in pain and I'm wet and I'm still hysterical! - Gene Wilder (as Leo Bloom) in The Producers (1968)

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Leo Bloom: Let's assume, just for the moment, that you are a dishonest man. Max Bialystock: Assume away. - Zero Mostel (as Max Bialystock) in The Producers (1968)

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