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Insurance Salesman:
If you should live to be 100...
[Harold chases him off the deck] Harold: And suppose I live to be 200, I'll get a velocipede!
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W.C. Fields
(as Harold Bissonette)
in
It's a Gift
(1934)
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Harold:
You all gotta remember one thing: that I [quietly]
am the boss in this house.
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W.C. Fields
(as Harold Bissonette)
in
It's a Gift
(1934)
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Amelia:
Why were you sitting there like a stone image when those men were insulting me?
Harold: I was just waiting for one of 'em to say something to me.
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W.C. Fields
(as Harold Bissonette)
in
It's a Gift
(1934)
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Charles Sellon
(as Mr. Muckle)
in
It's a Gift
(1934)
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Harold Bissonette:
Here's your chewing gum. Five cents please.
Mr. Muckle: I'm not going to lug that with me. Send it!
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Charles Sellon
(as Mr. Muckle)
in
It's a Gift
(1934)
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Charles Sellon
(as Mr. Muckle)
in
It's a Gift
(1934)
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Amelia Bissonette:
Wake up and go to sleep!
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Kathleen Howard
(as Amelia Bissonette)
in
It's a Gift
(1934)
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Mother:
Just use your own judgment.
Daughter: You tell me where to go. Harold: [muttering] I'd like to tell you both where to go.
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W.C. Fields
(as Harold Bissonette)
in
It's a Gift
(1934)
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[Harold ripped a pillow playing with the dog]
Amelia: Those were my mother's feathers! Harold: Never knew your mother had feathers.
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W.C. Fields
(as Harold Bissonette)
in
It's a Gift
(1934)
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Harold:
Open the door for Mr. Muckle!
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W.C. Fields
(as Harold Bissonette)
in
It's a Gift
(1934)
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