Quotes from It's a Gift (1934)
22 quotes
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Everett:
I told him I wouldn't do it if I was him.
Harold: You told him you wouldn't do it if you was him. Get him outta here!
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W.C. Fields
(as Harold Bissonette)
in
It's a Gift
(1934)
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Harold:
Ah, crackers. Good old crackers. That was a smart thing of me to bring those crackers along, wasn't it?
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W.C. Fields
(as Harold Bissonette)
in
It's a Gift
(1934)
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Harold:
Sufferin' sciatica!
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W.C. Fields
(as Harold Bissonette)
in
It's a Gift
(1934)
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Harold:
This sun dial is ten minutes slow.
Amelia: Yes, the sun is wrong but your watch is right, of course.
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Kathleen Howard
(as Amelia Bissonette)
in
It's a Gift
(1934)
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Harold:
Vegetable man? Vegetable gentleman?
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W.C. Fields
(as Harold Bissonette)
in
It's a Gift
(1934)
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W.C. Fields
(as Harold Bissonette)
in
It's a Gift
(1934)
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Amelia:
Now look what you've done!
Harold: She ran right in front of the car! Amelia: It's a statue, you idiot.
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Kathleen Howard
(as Amelia Bissonette)
in
It's a Gift
(1934)
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Amelia:
Seems pretty strange someone would call you from a maternity hospital in the middle of the night.
Harold: They didn't call me from a maternity hospital. They called thinking this was the maternity hospital.
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W.C. Fields
(as Harold Bissonette)
in
It's a Gift
(1934)
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Insurance Salesman:
Do you know a man by the name of LaFong? Carl LaFong? Capital L, small a, Capital F, small o, small n, small g. LaFong. Carl LaFong.
Harold: No, I don't know Carl LaFong - capital L, small a, capital F, small o, small n, small g. And if I did know Carl LaFong, I wouldn't admit it!
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W.C. Fields
(as Harold Bissonette)
in
It's a Gift
(1934)
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Insurance Salesman:
How old are you?
Harold: None of your business. Insurance Salesman: I'd say you were a man about 50. Harold: You would say that.
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W.C. Fields
(as Harold Bissonette)
in
It's a Gift
(1934)
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