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Philia:
That's the brute who raped my country, Thrace!
Pseudolus: He raped Thrace? Philia: And then he came and did it again! And then again! Pseudolus: He raped Thrace thrice?
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Zero Mostel
(as Pseudolus)
in
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
(1966)
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Erronius:
My daughter, a eunuch?
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Buster Keaton
(as Erronius)
in
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
(1966)
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Senex:
A word of advice: never fall in love during a total eclipse.
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Michael Hordern
(as Senex)
in
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
(1966)
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Senex:
Son, if you're only as happy as your mother and I have been... my heart bleeds for you.
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Michael Hordern
(as Senex)
in
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
(1966)
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Domina:
A common flesh-peddler in the house next to ours, disgusting!
Senex: Disgraceful, all that revolting flesh. Just next door...
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Michael Hordern
(as Senex)
in
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
(1966)
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Domina:
That breeder woman, has she been thrown a mate yet?
Hysterium: Alas, she refuses just any slave. She demands to choose. Senex: Choose? She'll breed and like it, like everyone. Well, almost everyone.
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Michael Hordern
(as Senex)
in
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
(1966)
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Hysterium:
How dare you call me a eunuch?
Pseudolus: You know it isn't true and I know it isn't true. So what do we care what they think?
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Zero Mostel
(as Pseudolus)
in
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
(1966)
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Hysterium:
I live to grovel.
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Jack Gilford
(as Hysterium)
in
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
(1966)
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Hysterium:
My father is rolling over in his grave.
Pseudolus: Your father is alive. Hysterium: This will kill him.
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Jack Gilford
(as Hysterium)
in
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
(1966)
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Hysterium:
Pseudolus...
Pseudolus: I'm Lycus! Hysterium: But, Pseudolus... Pseudolus: I'm Lycus! Hysterium: But, Pseudolus - ! Pseudolus: I'm Lycus, and I still know where you keep that erotic pottery! Hysterium: Well, Lycus - all right, Lycus! He's Lycus!
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Jack Gilford
(as Hysterium)
in
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
(1966)
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