Quotes from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966)

Pseudolus: You must never know what goes on in that house.
Hero: But I do know.
Pseudolus: You do? Isn't it amazing.

- Zero Mostel (as Pseudolus) in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966)

Hero: Hysterium, this is Philia.
Hysterium: Never mind who she is! Who IS she?

- Jack Gilford (as Hysterium) in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966)

Hero: People do not go around freeing slaves every day.
Pseudolus: Be the first. Start a fashion.

- Zero Mostel (as Pseudolus) in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966)

[Examining a wine bottle]
Pseudolus: Was 1 a good year?

- Zero Mostel (as Pseudolus) in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966)