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[Stuffy blows a balloon during a medical exam]
Dr. Hackenbush: If that's his adam's apple, he's got yellow fever. Tony: He's got in-grown balloons.
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Chico Marx
(as Tony)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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[Stuffy has grabbed some poison to drink]
Dr. Hackenbush: Hey, don't drink that poison! That's $4.00 an ounce!
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Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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[Stuffy is getting an examination]
Dr. Hackenbush: Say "ah!" [Stuffy opens his mouth, but says nothing] Dr. Hackenbush: Louder! [Stuffy does the same thing] Dr. Hackenbush: Louder! [Stuffy does the same thing. Dr. Hackenbush starts to leave] Tony: What are you doing? Dr. Hackenbush: I'm going to get my ears checked. I'm deaf. Tony: You're not deaf. It's just him.
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Chico Marx
(as Tony)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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[Talking about Stuffy]
Tony: I think he's a ubangi. Dr. Hackenbush: Well, I'll get a hammer and "ubangi" that right off.
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Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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[Tony is selling Hackenbush one book after another at the race track]
Tony: Well, justa by accident I think I gotta one right here. Dr. Hackenbush: A lotta accidents around here for a quiet neighborhood.
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Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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[Tony offers Dr. Hackenbush a hint book]
Tony: One dollar and you'll remember me all your life. Dr. Hackenbush: That's the most nauseating proposition I ever had.
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Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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Dr. Hackenbush: Ah -- I knew your mother very well. I'll let you in on a little secret. Many, many years ago in the dear, dim past, I proposed to your mother.
Judy: But that's my father! Dr. Hackenbush: No wonder he turned me down.
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Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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Mrs. Upjohn: Hugo, I mean, Dr. Hackenbush, always insisted on treating me in my home. Why I didn't know there was a thing the matter with me until I met him.
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Margaret Dumont
(as Mrs. Upjohn)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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