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Dr. Hackenbush:
It's the old, old story. Boy meets girl - Romeo and Juliet - Minneapolis and St. Paul!
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Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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Dr. Hackenbush:
Oh, well, uh, to begin with I took four years at Vassar.
Mrs. Upjohn: Vassar? But that's a girls' college. Dr. Hackenbush: I found that out the third year. I'd 've been there yet, but I went out for the swimming team.
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Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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Dr. Hackenbush:
She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
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Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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Tony:
[disgused as an ice cream vendor] You wanna something hot?
Dr. Hackenbush: Not now, I just ate. Besides I don't like hot ice cream.
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Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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Tony:
[to Stuffy] Morgan fired you, huh? He wanted you to throw the race?
Gil: Wanted Stuffy to be crooked, eh? Tony: Yeah, you know he's honest! [Stuffy's hand starts to creep into ice cream cart - Tony slams the lid of his down onto it] Tony: He's honest, but you gotta watch him a little.
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Chico Marx
(as Tony)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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Tony:
Getta your tootsie-frootsie ice cream!
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Chico Marx
(as Tony)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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Tony:
Have you got a woman in here?
Dr. Hackenbush: If I haven't, I've wasted 30 minutes of valuable time.
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Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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Tony:
Have you got a woman in here?
Dr. Hackenbush: If I haven't, I've wasted thirty minutes of valuable time.
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Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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Tony:
Hey, boss! C'mere! Sun-Up is the worst horse on the track!
Dr. Hackenbush: I notice he wins all the time. Tony: Aw, just because he comes in first. Dr. Hackenbush: Well, I don't want 'em any better than first.
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Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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