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Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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Tony:
Well, that's-a fine. Now we owe the Sheriff a hundred and twenty dollars and a sock.
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Chico Marx
(as Tony)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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Mrs. Upjohn:
[who has been instructed by Dr Hackenbush to wave her arms up and down, as part of a physical examination] How long do you want me to do this, Doctor?
Dr. Hackenbush: Just until you fly away.
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Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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Mrs. Upjohn:
Dr. Hackenbush tells me I'm the only case in history. I have high blood pressure on my right side and low blood pressure on my left side.
Dr. Leopold X. Steinberg: There is no such thing. She looks as healthy as any woman I ever met. Dr. Hackenbush: You don't look as though you've ever met a healthy woman.
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Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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Judy:
And do be nice to Mrs. Upjohn, won't you?
Dr. Hackenbush: Well, she's not exactly my type, but for you I'd make love to a crocodile!
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Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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Judy:
If you'll excuse me, I'll go and bring in the rest of the staff.
Dr. Hackenbush: [to Whitmore] Why don't you go out and bring in something. Preferably your resignation.
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Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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[after taking his watch from under Steinberg's gaze and tossing it in a wash basin]
Dr. Hackenbush: I'd rather have it rusty than missing.
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Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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[Dr. Hackenbush is pointing to a portrait of one of Judy's parents]
Dr. Hackenbush: You know, I proposed to your mother once. Judy: But that's my father! Dr. Hackenbush: No wonder he turned me down.
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Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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[Hackenbush is asked to 'OK' a file]
Dr. Hackenbush: I'm too busy right now. I'll tell you what. I'll put the 'O' on now and come back later for the 'K.'
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Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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[referring to Ms. Marlowe]
Dr. Hackenbush: You've got it all wrong. This is my aunt. She's come to talk over some old family matters. Tony: I wish I had an aunt look like that. Dr. Hackenbush: Well, take it up with your uncle.
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Groucho Marx
(as Dr. Hackenbush)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
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