Film Quotes by Zero Mostel
41 quotes
Year: 1966
Director:
Richard Lester
Director:
Richard Lester
Pseudolus:
[Speaking of the girl Hero says he loves] A common courtesan in the house of Lycus?
Hero: Is that bad?
Pseudolus: There's no way to make it sound like an achievement!
Hero: Is that bad?
Pseudolus: There's no way to make it sound like an achievement!
--
Zero Mostel
(as Pseudolus)
in
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
(1966)
Year: 1966
Director:
Richard Lester
Director:
Richard Lester
Pseudolus:
An honest virgin! What a terrible combination!
--
Zero Mostel
(as Pseudolus)
in
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
(1966)
Year: 1966
Director:
Richard Lester
Director:
Richard Lester
Pseudolus:
Don't you know? When they start to smile, the end is near. I hear it's lovely on Crete. Everyone lying there... smiling.
--
Zero Mostel
(as Pseudolus)
in
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
(1966)
Year: 1966
Director:
Richard Lester
Director:
Richard Lester
Pseudolus:
I shall return in a nonce. At most, two nonces.
--
Zero Mostel
(as Pseudolus)
in
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
(1966)
Year: 1966
Director:
Richard Lester
Director:
Richard Lester
Pseudolus:
Wait!
Hero: Yes?
Pseudolus: A brilliant idea!
Hero: Yes!
Pseudolus: That's what we need, a brilliant idea.
Hero: Yes?
Pseudolus: A brilliant idea!
Hero: Yes!
Pseudolus: That's what we need, a brilliant idea.
--
Zero Mostel
(as Pseudolus)
in
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
(1966)
Year: 1966
Director:
Richard Lester
Director:
Richard Lester
Pseudolus:
You must never know what goes on in that house.
Hero: But I do know.
Pseudolus: You do? Isn't it amazing.
Hero: But I do know.
Pseudolus: You do? Isn't it amazing.
--
Zero Mostel
(as Pseudolus)
in
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
(1966)
Year: 1950
Director:
Elia Kazan
Director:
Elia Kazan
Raymond Fitch:
Oh, yeah. I went to see my mother-in-law. She was wrestling semifinals...
--
Zero Mostel
(as Raymond Fitch)
in
Panic in the Streets
(1950)
Year: 1966
Director:
Richard Lester
Director:
Richard Lester
--
Zero Mostel
(as Pseudolus)
in
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
(1966)
Year: 1966
Director:
Richard Lester
Director:
Richard Lester
--
Zero Mostel
(as Pseudolus)
in
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
(1966)
Year: 1968
Director:
Mel Brooks
Director:
Mel Brooks
[Searching for the sure-fire flop]
Max Bialystock: "Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to discover that he had been transformed into a giant cockroach." Nah, it's too good.
Max Bialystock: "Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to discover that he had been transformed into a giant cockroach." Nah, it's too good.
--
Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
in
The Producers
(1968)