Film Quotes by Zero Mostel
41 quotes
Year: 1968
Director:
Mel Brooks
Director:
Mel Brooks
Max Bialystock:
Money is honey! Money is honey!
--
Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
in
The Producers
(1968)
Year: 1968
Director:
Mel Brooks
Director:
Mel Brooks
Max Bialystock:
Oooooooh, I WANT THAT MONEY!
--
Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
in
The Producers
(1968)
Year: 1968
Director:
Mel Brooks
Director:
Mel Brooks
Max Bialystock:
Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation.
--
Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
in
The Producers
(1968)
Year: 1968
Director:
Mel Brooks
Director:
Mel Brooks
Max Bialystock:
Thank you, I knew I could con you.
--
Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
in
The Producers
(1968)
Year: 1968
Director:
Mel Brooks
Director:
Mel Brooks
Max Bialystock:
That's exactly why we want to produce this play. To show the world the true Hitler, the Hitler you loved, the Hitler you knew, the Hitler with a song in his heart.
--
Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
in
The Producers
(1968)
Year: 1968
Director:
Mel Brooks
Director:
Mel Brooks
Max Bialystock:
That's it, baby, when you've got it, flaunt it, flaunt it!
--
Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
in
The Producers
(1968)
Year: 1968
Director:
Mel Brooks
Director:
Mel Brooks
Max Bialystock:
This pin used to hold a pearl the size of your eye. Look at me now, LOOK AT ME NOW! I'm wearing a cardboard belt!
--
Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
in
The Producers
(1968)
Year: 1968
Director:
Mel Brooks
Director:
Mel Brooks
Max Bialystock:
You have exactly ten seconds to change that look of disgusting pity into one of enormous respect!
--
Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
in
The Producers
(1968)
Year: 1968
Director:
Mel Brooks
Director:
Mel Brooks
Max Bialystock:
You're an accountant! You're in a noble profession! The word "count" is part of your title!
--
Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
in
The Producers
(1968)
Year: 1966
Director:
Richard Lester
Director:
Richard Lester
Pseudolus:
[disguised as a soothsayer and chanting loud gibberish] I say! You are in need of a soothsayer.
Erronius: How did you know?
Pseudolus: I'd be a fine soothsayer if I didn't.
Erronius: How did you know?
Pseudolus: I'd be a fine soothsayer if I didn't.
--
Zero Mostel
(as Pseudolus)
in
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
(1966)