Film Quotes by Terry Thomas
13 quotes
Year: 1959
Director:
Mario Zampi
Director:
Mario Zampi
Lucy Gordon:
Billy he's a nice young man and she loves him.
Billy Gordon: Oh, don't be so ridiculous. Nobody loves a Tax Inspector. They're beyond the Pale!
Lucy Gordon: It's a most honourable profession.
Billy Gordon: Honourable? Are you kidding?
Billy Gordon: Oh, don't be so ridiculous. Nobody loves a Tax Inspector. They're beyond the Pale!
Lucy Gordon: It's a most honourable profession.
Billy Gordon: Honourable? Are you kidding?
--
Terry Thomas
(as Billy Gordon)
in
Too Many Crooks
(1959)
Year: 1966
Director:
Earl Bellamy
Director:
Earl Bellamy
Grandpa Munster:
Listen, buster, this is modern day England, you can't get away with knocking off Herman!
Freddie Munster: But that's what makes the whole thing so delightful, we can!
Freddie Munster: But that's what makes the whole thing so delightful, we can!
--
Terry Thomas
(as Freddie Munster)
in
Munster, Go Home
(1966)
Year: 1965
Director:
Richard Quine
Director:
Richard Quine
Charles Firbank:
Good God. Doesn't speak English? And yet, on the other hand, if one will go around marrying persons who pop out of cakes, it's bound to be, well, rather catch as catch can, isn't it, sir?
--
Terry Thomas
(as Charles)
in
How to Murder Your Wife
(1965)
Year: 1965
Director:
Richard Quine
Director:
Richard Quine
Charles Firbank:
This is Mr. Ford's shower - thermostatically controlled at Mr. Ford's body temperature: ninety-eight point *seven*!
--
Terry Thomas
(as Charles)
in
How to Murder Your Wife
(1965)
Year: 1966
Director:
Earl Bellamy
Director:
Earl Bellamy
Freddie Munster:
[still wondering about the identity of 'The Griffin'] By jove, I've got it! It's Cruikshank's! You know, whenever the Americans make a picture about the British, it's always the butler!
--
Terry Thomas
(as Freddie Munster)
in
Munster, Go Home
(1966)
Year: 1958
Director:
George Pal
Director:
George Pal
Ivan:
There are two crooks here - and both of them are you!
--
Terry Thomas
(as Ivan)
in
Tom thumb
(1958)
Year: 1957
Director:
Mario Zampi
Director:
Mario Zampi
Lord Henry Mayley:
I've always considered murder to be rather un-English. I mean, one's got to draw the line somewhere, hasn't one?
--
Terry Thomas
in
The Naked Truth
(1957)
Year: 1959
Director:
John Boulting
Director:
John Boulting
Major Hitchcock:
We've got chaps here who could break out in a muck sweat merely by standing still.
--
Terry Thomas
(as Major Hitchcock)
in
I'm All Right Jack
(1959)
Year: 1960
Director:
Robert Hamer*Hal E. Chester*Cyril Frankel
Director:
Robert Hamer*Hal E. Chester*Cyril Frankel
Raymond Delauney:
[Repeated line during tennis game to Palfrey] Hard cheese old boy!
--
Terry Thomas
in
School for Scoundrels
(1960)
Year: 1960
Director:
Robert Hamer*Hal E. Chester*Cyril Frankel
Director:
Robert Hamer*Hal E. Chester*Cyril Frankel
Raymond Delauney:
[translating the French menu in the Camelia Room restaurant for Palfrey] The brains of the calf, the liver of the chicken, the legs of the frog... the hoof of the mountain goat in jelly. Tomatoes...
--
Terry Thomas
in
School for Scoundrels
(1960)