Lucy Gordon: Billy he's a nice young man and she loves him.
Billy Gordon: Oh, don't be so ridiculous. Nobody loves a Tax Inspector. They're beyond the Pale!
Lucy Gordon: It's a most honourable profession.
Billy Gordon: Honourable? Are you kidding?

- Terry-Thomas (as Billy Gordon) in Too Many Crooks (1959)

Sid: [Billy Gordon has refused to ransom his wife] What are we supposed to do now? Keep her as a pet?

- Sid James (as Sid) in Too Many Crooks (1959)