Film Quotes by Smiley Burnette
36 quotes
Ruby Smith:
Don't tell me you want to be an actor.
Frog Millhouse: No, ma'am, I promised my ma I'd lead an upright life.
Frog Millhouse: No, ma'am, I promised my ma I'd lead an upright life.
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Smiley Burnette
in
King of the Cowboys
(1943)
Gene Autry aka Tex Smith:
But I tell you, I'm Gene Autry!
Deputy Sheriff: And I'm Bing Crosby.
[singing]
Deputy Sheriff: Boo-boo-boo-boo!
Frog Millhouse: Boo-boo yourself.
Deputy Sheriff: And I'm Bing Crosby.
[singing]
Deputy Sheriff: Boo-boo-boo-boo!
Frog Millhouse: Boo-boo yourself.
--
Smiley Burnette
in
Oh, Susanna!
(1936)
Gene Autry:
I think we've met the head man.
Frog Milhouse: Who?
Gene Autry: Asa Lock.
Frog Milhouse: W-why Gene...
Gene Autry: Yeah, he's very smooth on the outside...
Frog Milhouse: Do you reckon he's one of them "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Lock?"
Frog Milhouse: Who?
Gene Autry: Asa Lock.
Frog Milhouse: W-why Gene...
Gene Autry: Yeah, he's very smooth on the outside...
Frog Milhouse: Do you reckon he's one of them "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Lock?"
--
Smiley Burnette
(as Frog)
in
Cowboy Serenade
(1942)
Gene Autry:
Say, did you ever feel like a rat?
Frog: Well, no. I had one one time, though. He was a cute little fellow with pink ears.
Frog: Well, no. I had one one time, though. He was a cute little fellow with pink ears.
--
Smiley Burnette
(as Frog)
in
Ridin' on a Rainbow
(1941)
Sheriff Gene Autry:
We're going out to arrest the O'Keefes for highway robbery.
Deputy Frog: Oh, don't kid me. They couldn't even find the highway.
Deputy Frog: Oh, don't kid me. They couldn't even find the highway.
--
Smiley Burnette
in
The Old Corral
(1936)
Hank:
Well, if it isn't my old friend, Beau Brummell Millhouse. Where did you get that or-chid?
Frog Millhouse: That's a night-blooming cryptogram - far rarer than any orchid.
Hank: What's so rare about it?
Frog Millhouse: (The "orchid" squirts water all over Hank) Introducing my new sideline of tricks, jokes and novelties. Buy some?
Hank: You got any explosive cigars?
Frog Millhouse: Here it is. Lights like a perfecto, goes off like a torpedo and it's only two bits!
Frog Millhouse: That's a night-blooming cryptogram - far rarer than any orchid.
Hank: What's so rare about it?
Frog Millhouse: (The "orchid" squirts water all over Hank) Introducing my new sideline of tricks, jokes and novelties. Buy some?
Hank: You got any explosive cigars?
Frog Millhouse: Here it is. Lights like a perfecto, goes off like a torpedo and it's only two bits!
--
Smiley Burnette
(as Frog Milhouse)
in
Rootin' Tootin' Rhythm
(1937)
Martha Wheeler:
What were you going to say?
Gene Autry: I wasn't going to say anything.
[from the bushes]
Frog Millhouse: Aw, he was so.
[Frog throws Gene his guitar]
Frog Millhouse: He was going to sing you that song about moonlight on the ranchhouse.
Gene Autry: I wasn't going to say anything.
[from the bushes]
Frog Millhouse: Aw, he was so.
[Frog throws Gene his guitar]
Frog Millhouse: He was going to sing you that song about moonlight on the ranchhouse.
--
Smiley Burnette
in
Home on the Prairie
(1939)
Dr. Parker:
Well, if this is the way squatters live, I should think that they'd have been glad to get run off. I know I never could stand squatting.
Smiley: I never knew it was possible.
Dr. Parker: You never knew what was possible?
Smiley: To stand squatting.
Smiley: I never knew it was possible.
Dr. Parker: You never knew what was possible?
Smiley: To stand squatting.
--
Smiley Burnette
in
Tumbling Tumbleweeds
(1935)
Briny Deep:
I'm gonna fry a parrot one of these days.
--
Smiley Burnette
in
Undersea Kingdom
(1936)
Frog Millhouse:
Can I borrow a buck? I'll pay it back out of your winnin's.
Gene Autry: What if I don't win?
Frog Millhouse: Well, you'll be broke anyhow.
Gene Autry: What if I don't win?
Frog Millhouse: Well, you'll be broke anyhow.
--
Smiley Burnette
in
Carolina Moon
(1940)