Film Quotes by Smiley Burnette

Frog Millhouse: Roy, you're dead. And long as you stay dead you ain't gonna get killed!

Frog: Girls are all right, but look at that! Give me a beautiful steak anytime!

Frog: Mr. Frog, I am ashamed for you to hire me.
Pancho Grande: Yeah, you told me you was the best cook in Mexico.
Frog: Oh, si! But I am on the wrong side of the border.

Marshal Smiley Burnette: That's a right nice horse there, ain't it.
Steve Blake: It sure is! I wonder who he belongs to.
Marshal Smiley Burnette: Well, he belongs to Buckshot Thomas.
Steve Blake: Buckshot Thomas, eh? I don't think I know the gentleman.
Marshal Smiley Burnette: Well, he ain't no gentleman.

Smiley Burnette: Well, I just wouldn't want to scare you, lady. Nobody's ever seen 'em... that is close, anyhow. Ever so often they come ridin' out of Ghost Canyon, up there where there's mists and clouds. If you look, you can see right now. Down out of their hidden canyons they come, like they was ridin' out of another world. Protectin' their hidden gold, that's why they're hauntin' us -- keepin' gold-hungry miners from diggin' up their graves. Look at 'em, their blood gone from their veins. Their eyes cold as death and them ghost-like horses -- they don't even leave hoof prints you can ever find. I reckon you've heard of miners and prospectors disappearin' in the hills. That's what's happened to 'em -- the riders got 'em...gone without a trace. You'll never hear of 'em again. You get the feeling they ride past like a cold wind that goes right through you, giving you the creeps and the shivers while they disappear back where they came from. And then when you look around, they're gone.

Smiley Burnette: You liver-lipped brush pile! You double-crosser! You killer in sheep's clothing!

Smiley: You better keep this
[Harry's pistol]
Smiley: in case he wakes up.
Gene Autry: I don't need it. He's a friend of mine.
Smiley: In that case, I'll keep it. We may meet some more friends of yours.

[Ann has fired Gene and Frog for causing her to miss her train]
Frog Milhouse: We got back salary comin'!
Ann Randolph: [pointing to a cow] There it is - on the hoof!
Frog Milhouse: Gonna be kind of hard breakin' that into small change.

[chased by an outlaw and out of bullets, Frog appeals to the audience for help]
Frog Millhouse: You gotta help me folks! You gotta! Now when he comes a little closer, I'll give the signal and everybody holler, "Bang!" real loud. Now do you understand? Don't forget! Ah-ah-ah! Not yet. Woo, this makes me nervous. Are you ready? All together now... Bang!
[the villain falls from the saddle as if shot]
Frog Millhouse: Thanks! We got him!

[first lines]
Ranch hand Slim: Sure hate to see this outfit bust up after all the years we've been together.
Gene Autry: Why do you say that?
Ranch hand Slim: Oh, anything can happen to us with a new owner coming in.
Gene Autry: Oh, I'll admit things have been unsettled since Old Man Marshall died, but I understand that Van Fleet is a pretty nice guy.
Frog Millhouse: What difference does it make who owns the place as long as I ear regular?