Film Quotes by Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle
6 quotes
Fatty:
[continuously chops a piece of meat that weighs the same due to his leaning on the scale] I must be losing my touch. This is a heavy pound of beef.
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Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle
(as Fatty / Saccharine)
in
The Butcher Boy
(1917)
Fatty:
[to Alum] Try not to snort while you're slurping.
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Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle
(as Fatty / Saccharine)
in
The Butcher Boy
(1917)
Revenue Agent:
Ungrateful daughter! How dare you strike your father!
Moonshiner's Daughter: I love you!
Alices Father: This is crazy! You beat up my daughter and she jumps into your arms!
Revenue Agent: Look, this is only a two reeler. We don't have time to build up to love scenes.
Moonshiner's Daughter: I love you!
Alices Father: This is crazy! You beat up my daughter and she jumps into your arms!
Revenue Agent: Look, this is only a two reeler. We don't have time to build up to love scenes.
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Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle
(as Revenue Agent)
in
Moonshine
(1918)
Revenue Agent:
You've proven yourself a hero. You may now marry this beautiful girl.
Revenue Agent: By the way, I forgot to mention that I'm already married.
Revenue Agent: By the way, I forgot to mention that I'm already married.
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Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle
(as Revenue Agent)
in
Moonshine
(1918)
Stagehand:
[During the Snowflake Serenade, Buster's wiping sweat off] We're supposed to be shivering from the cold.
[Buster starts dancing]
Stagehand: I said shiver, not shimmy!
[Buster starts dancing]
Stagehand: I said shiver, not shimmy!
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Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle
(as Stagehand)
in
Back Stage
(1919)
Stagehand:
[the novelty dancer is heckling their act] Cut that out or we'll throw you out!
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Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle
(as Stagehand)
in
Back Stage
(1919)