Fatty: [continuously chops a piece of meat that weighs the same due to his leaning on the scale] I must be losing my touch. This is a heavy pound of beef.

- Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle (as Fatty / Saccharine) in The Butcher Boy (1917)

Fatty: [filling up Buster's molasses bucket, he walks off with it] Aren't you forgetting something?
[the quarter]
Buster: [points to the bucket] It's in there.

- Buster Keaton (as Buster) in The Butcher Boy (1917)

Fatty: [to Alum] Try not to snort while you're slurping.

- Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle (as Fatty / Saccharine) in The Butcher Boy (1917)