Film Quotes by Red Skelton
37 quotes
Year: 1943
Alec Howe:
You know, it's too bad May couldn't marry for love *and* money.
Louis Blore: You mean sort of a double wedding?
Louis Blore: You mean sort of a double wedding?
--
Red Skelton
(as Louis Blore / King Louis XV)
in
Du Barry Was a Lady
(1943)
Year: 1942
Director:
S. Sylvan Simon
Director:
S. Sylvan Simon
Carol Lambert:
[In the dark cellar] I wonder what a ghost would say if he walked in here and saw us?
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: He'd probably say, "Hello, girls" because I wouldn't be here.
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: He'd probably say, "Hello, girls" because I wouldn't be here.
--
Red Skelton
(as Wally 'The Fox' Benton)
in
Whistling in Dixie
(1942)
Year: 1942
Director:
S. Sylvan Simon
Director:
S. Sylvan Simon
Carol Lambert:
[Panicked] Oh, I hope I wake up in the morning and find it's all a dream!
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: I hope I wake up!
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: I hope I wake up!
--
Red Skelton
(as Wally 'The Fox' Benton)
in
Whistling in Dixie
(1942)
Year: 1942
Director:
S. Sylvan Simon
Director:
S. Sylvan Simon
Carol Lambert:
Don't be such a coward!
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: Who's a coward? I'm as brave as they go, and I'm going.
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: Who's a coward? I'm as brave as they go, and I'm going.
--
Red Skelton
(as Wally 'The Fox' Benton)
in
Whistling in Dixie
(1942)
Year: 1941
Director:
S. Sylvan Simon
Director:
S. Sylvan Simon
Carol Lambert:
Wally, this is no time to crack wise.
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: If I don't crack wise I'll crack up.
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: If I don't crack wise I'll crack up.
--
Red Skelton
(as Wally Benton)
in
Whistling in the Dark
(1941)
Year: 1941
Director:
S. Sylvan Simon
Director:
S. Sylvan Simon
--
Red Skelton
(as Wally Benton)
in
Whistling in the Dark
(1941)
Year: 1942
Director:
S. Sylvan Simon
Director:
S. Sylvan Simon
Carol Lambert:
Why, look! There are two buzzards making a nest out of hay.
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: [Paranoid] Oh, no, they're not. They're probably drawing straws to see who gets me!
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: [Paranoid] Oh, no, they're not. They're probably drawing straws to see who gets me!
--
Red Skelton
(as Wally 'The Fox' Benton)
in
Whistling in Dixie
(1942)
Year: 1948
Director:
Edward Sedgwick
Director:
Edward Sedgwick
Aubrey Filmore:
Let's talk about living.
--
Red Skelton
(as Aubrey Filmore)
in
A Southern Yankee
(1948)
Year: 1950
Director:
Jack Donohue
Director:
Jack Donohue
Augustus 'Red' Pirdy:
[hypnotized] I'm going back... I'm going back...
[flashback of him as a baby in a crib with his sister, kiddie voice]
Augustus 'Red' Pirdy: I is back! I am very wittle and so is my twin sister. I love my sister, but most of all I love Raggedy Arebella.
[takes his sister's doll]
[flashback of him as a baby in a crib with his sister, kiddie voice]
Augustus 'Red' Pirdy: I is back! I am very wittle and so is my twin sister. I love my sister, but most of all I love Raggedy Arebella.
[takes his sister's doll]
--
Red Skelton
in
The Yellow Cab Man
(1950)
Year: 1950
Director:
Jack Donohue
Director:
Jack Donohue
Augustus 'Red' Pirdy:
I was wondering what that thing was right before he hit me with it.
--
Red Skelton
in
The Yellow Cab Man
(1950)