Film Quotes by Red Skelton
37 quotes
Year: 1950
Director:
Jack Donohue
Director:
Jack Donohue
Augustus 'Red' Pirdy:
Well I know I went to the North Pole!
--
Red Skelton
in
The Yellow Cab Man
(1950)
Year: 1943
Louis Blore:
Here's to I, May, and you - the eternal rectangle. If this was back in the glorious days of France, I would be King Louis, May would be Du Barry, and you would be one of the common folks - a peasant.
--
Red Skelton
(as Louis Blore / King Louis XV)
in
Du Barry Was a Lady
(1943)
Year: 1943
Louis Blore:
Money ain't changed *me*, I'm still lovable!
--
Red Skelton
(as Louis Blore / King Louis XV)
in
Du Barry Was a Lady
(1943)
Year: 1943
Louis Blore:
She's just excited. She's never married me before.
--
Red Skelton
(as Louis Blore / King Louis XV)
in
Du Barry Was a Lady
(1943)
Year: 1943
Louis Blore:
You remind me of one of those girls in Esquire, the ones with clothes on, of course.
--
Red Skelton
(as Louis Blore / King Louis XV)
in
Du Barry Was a Lady
(1943)
Year: 1948
Director:
S. Sylvan Simon
Director:
S. Sylvan Simon
Red Jones:
[dazed after a door falls on him] Good morning, Madam, would you like to buy a brush?
--
Red Skelton
in
The Fuller Brush Man
(1948)
Year: 1948
Director:
S. Sylvan Simon
Director:
S. Sylvan Simon
Red Jones:
[to a grandmother with a bratty child] Here Grandma, a complimentary brush, sorry we don't have one with a nail in it.
--
Red Skelton
in
The Fuller Brush Man
(1948)
Year: 1948
Director:
S. Sylvan Simon
Director:
S. Sylvan Simon
Red Jones:
It's just as well, if I'd gone to another house, Dracula probably would've lived there.
--
Red Skelton
in
The Fuller Brush Man
(1948)
Year: 1942
Director:
S. Sylvan Simon
Director:
S. Sylvan Simon
Wally 'The Fox' Benton:
[about the unconscious Sheriff in the rising water] He's got one foot in heaven and one in a Turkish bath.
--
Red Skelton
(as Wally 'The Fox' Benton)
in
Whistling in Dixie
(1942)
Year: 1942
Director:
S. Sylvan Simon
Director:
S. Sylvan Simon
Wally 'The Fox' Benton:
[after failing to walk through a wall] Pardon me. I thought I was Mr. Jordan!
--
Red Skelton
(as Wally 'The Fox' Benton)
in
Whistling in Dixie
(1942)