Film Quotes by Phyllis Diller
15 quotes
Year: 1966
Director:
Joseph Cates
Director:
Joseph Cates
Herman:
Ah, but your eyes, they're so beautiful. Where did you get those eyes?
Camille: They came with the head.
Camille: They came with the head.
--
Phyllis Diller
(as Camille Salamander)
in
The Fat Spy
(1966)
Year: 1967
Director:
George Marshall
Director:
George Marshall
Golda:
You know, there's something sick about being so honest.
Henry Dimsdale: You think I'm happy about it? But I gotta think about the kids. I got to set an example for 'em to follow.
Golda: Some example! They'll grow up and try to become idiots.
Henry Dimsdale: You think I'm happy about it? But I gotta think about the kids. I got to set an example for 'em to follow.
Golda: Some example! They'll grow up and try to become idiots.
--
Phyllis Diller
(as Golda)
in
Eight on the Lam
(1967)
Year: 1966
Director:
George Marshall
Director:
George Marshall
Lily:
The whole thing sounds underhanded, disgraceful and messy, and you can count on me.
--
Phyllis Diller
(as Lily)
in
Boy, Did I Get a Wrong Number!
(1966)
Year: 1968
Director:
Frank Tashlin
Director:
Frank Tashlin
Nurse Nellie Krause:
Hey! Be careful! You want to muss my hair?
--
Phyllis Diller
(as Nurse Nellie Krause)
in
The Private Navy of Sgt. O'Farrell
(1968)
Year: 1969
The Monster's Mate:
[about the Mummy] I wonder how he got his invitation. He has an unlisted tomb. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
[about the Hunchback]
The Monster's Mate: Didn't I see him at the Transylvania Gardens in the main event?
Dracula: The Hunchback of Notre Dame ain't a boxer.
The Monster's Mate: Afraid it'll ruin his looks, eh? Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
[about the Hunchback]
The Monster's Mate: Didn't I see him at the Transylvania Gardens in the main event?
Dracula: The Hunchback of Notre Dame ain't a boxer.
The Monster's Mate: Afraid it'll ruin his looks, eh? Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
--
Phyllis Diller
(as The Monster's Mate)
in
Mad Monster Party
(1969)
Year: 1969
The Monster's Mate:
I don't know how he got his invitation. He has an unlisted tomb. Ha ha ha ha.
--
Phyllis Diller
(as The Monster's Mate)
in
Mad Monster Party
(1969)
Year: 1969
The Monster's Mate:
Remember what happened the last time you had a roving eye? I kept it in a jar for a week. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha.
--
Phyllis Diller
(as The Monster's Mate)
in
Mad Monster Party
(1969)
Year: 1969
Francesca:
[thinking] I can make the doctor's secrets mine before he bestows them on that Felix Flanken. And I can use Dracula to help me.
The Monster's Mate: Baby, Francesca is up to something with that Dracula. They both bear watching. Besides, it's her own fault for thinking so loud.
The Monster's Mate: Baby, Francesca is up to something with that Dracula. They both bear watching. Besides, it's her own fault for thinking so loud.
--
Phyllis Diller
(as The Monster's Mate)
in
Mad Monster Party
(1969)
Year: 1967
Director:
George Marshall
Director:
George Marshall
Henry Dimsdale:
[to himself] All I have to do now is figure out what I have to do now.
Golda: [butting in] Get out of town.
Henry Dimsdale: Hey, how do you know what happened?
Golda: I've got wall-to-wall ears.
Golda: [butting in] Get out of town.
Henry Dimsdale: Hey, how do you know what happened?
Golda: I've got wall-to-wall ears.
--
Phyllis Diller
(as Golda)
in
Eight on the Lam
(1967)
Year: 1967
Director:
George Marshall
Director:
George Marshall
Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch:
[thinking Golda has been sneaking around with his boss] How long has this been going on?
Golda: About thirty seconds. I knew you'd find out, sooner or later.
Golda: About thirty seconds. I knew you'd find out, sooner or later.
--
Phyllis Diller
(as Golda)
in
Eight on the Lam
(1967)