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Film Quotes by Peter Sellers

102 quotes
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: If you don't put that gun away and stop this stupid nonsense, the court of Enquiry on this'll give you such a pranging, you'll be lucky if you end up wearing the uniform of a bloody toilet attendant.
-- Peter Sellers (as Capt. L. Mandrake/ Pres. Merkin Muffley/ Dr. Strangelove) in Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
I Love You, Alice B. Toklas
Year: 1968

Director:
Hy Averback
Harold Fine: I'm trying to stop trying, guru.
I Love You, Alice B. Toklas
Year: 1968

Director:
Hy Averback
Harold Fine: Mondo Teeth. What a concept. Teeth, teeth, and yet, more teeth!
I Love You, Alice B. Toklas
Year: 1968

Director:
Hy Averback
Harold: I've got pot, I've got acid, I've got LSD cubes, I've got... I've got this thing here... I'm probably the hippest guy around here. I'm so hip, it hurts!
The Party
Year: 1968

Director:
Blake Edwards
Hrundi Bakshi: Wisdom is the province of the aged, but the heart of a child is pure.
The Party
Year: 1968

Director:
Blake Edwards
Hrundi V. Bakshi: [answering telephone] This is 469-6151. Please remain connected to the telephone.
The Party
Year: 1968

Director:
Blake Edwards
Hrundi V. Bakshi: [to Fred] She's having the birdie num nums.
The Party
Year: 1968

Director:
Blake Edwards
Hrundi V. Bakshi: [to the bird] Would you like? Would you like some food, Polly? Pretty Polly.
The Party
Year: 1968

Director:
Blake Edwards
Hrundi V. Bakshi: [to Wyoming Bill] Oh, you got me right in the pantaloons, partner.
The Party
Year: 1968

Director:
Blake Edwards
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Do you speak Hindustani?
Michelle Monet: No.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Well, you are not missing anything.