Film Quotes by Peter Sellers
102 quotes
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake:
If you don't put that gun away and stop this stupid nonsense, the court of Enquiry on this'll give you such a pranging, you'll be lucky if you end up wearing the uniform of a bloody toilet attendant.
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Peter Sellers
(as Capt. L. Mandrake/ Pres. Merkin Muffley/ Dr. Strangelove)
in
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
(1964)
Harold Fine:
I'm trying to stop trying, guru.
--
Peter Sellers
in
I Love You, Alice B. Toklas
(1968)
Harold Fine:
Mondo Teeth. What a concept. Teeth, teeth, and yet, more teeth!
--
Peter Sellers
in
I Love You, Alice B. Toklas
(1968)
Harold:
I've got pot, I've got acid, I've got LSD cubes, I've got... I've got this thing here... I'm probably the hippest guy around here. I'm so hip, it hurts!
--
Peter Sellers
in
I Love You, Alice B. Toklas
(1968)
Hrundi Bakshi:
Wisdom is the province of the aged, but the heart of a child is pure.
--
Peter Sellers
in
The Party
(1968)
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
[answering telephone] This is 469-6151. Please remain connected to the telephone.
--
Peter Sellers
in
The Party
(1968)
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
[to Fred] She's having the birdie num nums.
--
Peter Sellers
in
The Party
(1968)
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
[to the bird] Would you like? Would you like some food, Polly? Pretty Polly.
--
Peter Sellers
in
The Party
(1968)
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
[to Wyoming Bill] Oh, you got me right in the pantaloons, partner.
--
Peter Sellers
in
The Party
(1968)
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
Do you speak Hindustani?
Michelle Monet: No.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Well, you are not missing anything.
Michelle Monet: No.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Well, you are not missing anything.
--
Peter Sellers
in
The Party
(1968)