Film Quotes by Peter Sellers
102 quotes
Dr. Fritz Fassbender:
My wife, the creature that ate Europe, is here.
--
Peter Sellers
(as Dr. Fritz Fassbender)
in
What's New Pussycat
(1965)
Dr. Fritz Fassbender:
Silence when you're shouting at me!
--
Peter Sellers
(as Dr. Fritz Fassbender)
in
What's New Pussycat
(1965)
Dr. Fritz Fassbender:
You are a monster and a monster, in that order.
--
Peter Sellers
(as Dr. Fritz Fassbender)
in
What's New Pussycat
(1965)
Dr. Fritz Fassbender:
You'll like this group analysis, it's a real freak show. If it gets dull, we sing songs.
--
Peter Sellers
(as Dr. Fritz Fassbender)
in
What's New Pussycat
(1965)
Dr. Fritz Fassbender:
You're grotesque!
Anna Fassbender: Lascivious adulterer!
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Don't you dare call me that again until I have looked it up!
Anna Fassbender: Lascivious adulterer!
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Don't you dare call me that again until I have looked it up!
--
Peter Sellers
(as Dr. Fritz Fassbender)
in
What's New Pussycat
(1965)
Fred Kite:
Ahhh, Russia. All them corn fields and ballet in the evening.
--
Peter Sellers
(as Fred Kite / Sir John Kennaway)
in
I'm All Right Jack
(1959)
Fred Kite:
I see from your particulars you was at college in Oxford. I was up there meself. I was at the Balliol summer school in 1946. Very good toast and preserves they give you at tea time, as you probably know.
--
Peter Sellers
(as Fred Kite / Sir John Kennaway)
in
I'm All Right Jack
(1959)
Fred Kite:
We do not and cannot accept the principle that incompetence justifies dismissal. That is victimisation.
--
Peter Sellers
(as Fred Kite / Sir John Kennaway)
in
I'm All Right Jack
(1959)
Grand Duchess Gloriana:
Do give my love to your president, will you? And Mrs. Coolidge too.
--
Peter Sellers
in
The Mouse That Roared
(1959)
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake:
Do I look all rancid and clotted? You look at me, Jack. Eh? Look, eh? And I drink a lot of water, you know. I'm what you might call a water man, Jack - that's what I am. And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids. Not a thing, Jackie.
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Peter Sellers
(as Capt. L. Mandrake/ Pres. Merkin Muffley/ Dr. Strangelove)
in
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
(1964)