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Film Quotes by Peter Sellers

102 quotes
What's New Pussycat
Year: 1965

Director:
Clive Donner*Richard Talmadge
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: My wife, the creature that ate Europe, is here.
-- Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat (1965)
What's New Pussycat
Year: 1965

Director:
Clive Donner*Richard Talmadge
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Silence when you're shouting at me!
-- Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat (1965)
What's New Pussycat
Year: 1965

Director:
Clive Donner*Richard Talmadge
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: You are a monster and a monster, in that order.
-- Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat (1965)
What's New Pussycat
Year: 1965

Director:
Clive Donner*Richard Talmadge
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: You'll like this group analysis, it's a real freak show. If it gets dull, we sing songs.
-- Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat (1965)
What's New Pussycat
Year: 1965

Director:
Clive Donner*Richard Talmadge
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: You're grotesque!
Anna Fassbender: Lascivious adulterer!
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Don't you dare call me that again until I have looked it up!
-- Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat (1965)
I'm All Right Jack
Year: 1959

Director:
John Boulting
Fred Kite: Ahhh, Russia. All them corn fields and ballet in the evening.
-- Peter Sellers (as Fred Kite / Sir John Kennaway) in I'm All Right Jack (1959)
I'm All Right Jack
Year: 1959

Director:
John Boulting
Fred Kite: I see from your particulars you was at college in Oxford. I was up there meself. I was at the Balliol summer school in 1946. Very good toast and preserves they give you at tea time, as you probably know.
-- Peter Sellers (as Fred Kite / Sir John Kennaway) in I'm All Right Jack (1959)
I'm All Right Jack
Year: 1959

Director:
John Boulting
Fred Kite: We do not and cannot accept the principle that incompetence justifies dismissal. That is victimisation.
-- Peter Sellers (as Fred Kite / Sir John Kennaway) in I'm All Right Jack (1959)
The Mouse That Roared
Year: 1959

Director:
Jack Arnold
Grand Duchess Gloriana: Do give my love to your president, will you? And Mrs. Coolidge too.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Do I look all rancid and clotted? You look at me, Jack. Eh? Look, eh? And I drink a lot of water, you know. I'm what you might call a water man, Jack - that's what I am. And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids. Not a thing, Jackie.
-- Peter Sellers (as Capt. L. Mandrake/ Pres. Merkin Muffley/ Dr. Strangelove) in Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)