Film Quotes by Peter Sellers
102 quotes
Year: 1966
Director:
Bryan Forbes
Director:
Bryan Forbes
Morris Finsbury:
I collect eggs, Doctor.
Doctor Pratt: Eggs, yes. Oh, I enjoy an egg myself, yes. They don't make good pets, though; you can never get them in at night.
Doctor Pratt: Eggs, yes. Oh, I enjoy an egg myself, yes. They don't make good pets, though; you can never get them in at night.
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Peter Sellers
in
The Wrong Box
(1966)
Year: 1966
Director:
Bryan Forbes
Director:
Bryan Forbes
Morris Finsbury:
I was wondering - do you by any chance happen to have any - uh - death certificates?
Doctor Pratt: Do I happen to have any death certificates? What a monstrous thing, sir - what a monstrous thing to say to a member of the medical profession! Do you realize the enormity of what you have just said?
Morris Finsbury: Yes. Do you have any death certificates?
Doctor Pratt: How many do you want?
Doctor Pratt: Do I happen to have any death certificates? What a monstrous thing, sir - what a monstrous thing to say to a member of the medical profession! Do you realize the enormity of what you have just said?
Morris Finsbury: Yes. Do you have any death certificates?
Doctor Pratt: How many do you want?
--
Peter Sellers
in
The Wrong Box
(1966)
Year: 1962
Director:
Sidney Gilliat
Director:
Sidney Gilliat
Salter:
Am I to take it then that none of your family have ever been involved with plumbing?
John Lewis: Well, as a matter of fact, my father once had an unfortunate experience on Euston station during the blackout. Uh, what happened was... You see, it was dark at the time and he didn't realize that the train was actually standing at the station at the time... Apart from that, no.
John Lewis: Well, as a matter of fact, my father once had an unfortunate experience on Euston station during the blackout. Uh, what happened was... You see, it was dark at the time and he didn't realize that the train was actually standing at the station at the time... Apart from that, no.
--
Peter Sellers
in
Only Two Can Play
(1962)
Year: 1965
Director:
Clive Donner*Richard Talmadge
Director:
Clive Donner*Richard Talmadge
Anna Fassbender:
[delivers a Wagnerian Valkyrie yodel]
Rita: Who is that thing?
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: That is no thing, it's my wife!
Rita: Who is that thing?
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: That is no thing, it's my wife!
--
Peter Sellers
(as Dr. Fritz Fassbender)
in
What's New Pussycat
(1965)
Year: 1965
Director:
Clive Donner*Richard Talmadge
Director:
Clive Donner*Richard Talmadge
Anna Fassbender:
Is she prettier than me?
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Is she prettier than you? I'M prettier than YOU!
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Is she prettier than you? I'M prettier than YOU!
--
Peter Sellers
(as Dr. Fritz Fassbender)
in
What's New Pussycat
(1965)
Year: 1959
Director:
Jack Arnold
Director:
Jack Arnold
General Snippet:
I warn you, madam - I know the entire Geneva Convention by heart!
Grand Duchess Gloriana: Oh, how nice! You must recite it for me some evening; I play the harpsichord.
Grand Duchess Gloriana: Oh, how nice! You must recite it for me some evening; I play the harpsichord.
--
Peter Sellers
in
The Mouse That Roared
(1959)
Year: 1969
Director:
Joseph McGrath
Director:
Joseph McGrath
Traffic warden #27:
What's your game, Mister?
Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE: [riffling a wad of bills under the warden's nose, to persuade him to eat a parking ticket] Grand is the name, and, uh - money is the game. Would you care to play?
Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE: [riffling a wad of bills under the warden's nose, to persuade him to eat a parking ticket] Grand is the name, and, uh - money is the game. Would you care to play?
--
Peter Sellers
in
The Magic Christian
(1969)
Year: 1968
Director:
Hy Averback
Director:
Hy Averback
Guru:
[Walking on beach] Do you know youself?
Harold Fine: I'm trying to know myself.
Guru: You will know yourself when you stop trying.
Harold Fine: I'm trying to stop trying.
Harold Fine: I'm trying to know myself.
Guru: You will know yourself when you stop trying.
Harold Fine: I'm trying to stop trying.
--
Peter Sellers
in
I Love You, Alice B. Toklas
(1968)
Year: 1960
Director:
Anthony Asquith
Director:
Anthony Asquith
Epifania Parerga:
After all Adrian, I am made of flesh and blood.
Dr. Ahmed el Kabir: You certainly are.
Dr. Ahmed el Kabir: You certainly are.
--
Peter Sellers
in
The Millionairess
(1960)
Year: 1969
Director:
Joseph McGrath
Director:
Joseph McGrath
Hamlet:
[Laurence Harvey, onstage] "To be..."
Youngman Grand, Esq.: [loud enough to be heard, turning to Sir Guy] I've seen it.
Hamlet: "Or not to be... that is the question."
Youngman Grand, Esq.: Shakespeare, right?
Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE: [whispers, eyes toward the stage] Right, and double right.
Youngman Grand, Esq.: [loud enough to be heard, turning to Sir Guy] I've seen it.
Hamlet: "Or not to be... that is the question."
Youngman Grand, Esq.: Shakespeare, right?
Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE: [whispers, eyes toward the stage] Right, and double right.
--
Peter Sellers
in
The Magic Christian
(1969)